Dolly Parton Raps About Her Rack, Mocks Miley Cyrus on ‘Queen Latifah’ (Video)

Dolly Parton introduces Cyrus to her own “wrecking balls”

Dolly Parton, rapper? We live in curious and dangerous times, friends.

The “Jolene” country-music legend  recently stopped by “The Queen Latifah Show” for an episode to air Monday, sporting a vertiginous hairdo and dropping some science about her legendary physical endowment.

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She even managed to get in a crack at Miley Cyrus‘ expense.

“Now I don’t hip and I don’t hop, I’d black both eyes with this big top,” Parton rhymed. “I know the Queen has got ’em too, but she don’t work ’em like I do.”

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Parton then turned her direction toward Cyrus (who, no, unfortunately wasn’t present), dropping the lines, “I’m workin’, I’m twerkin’ — hey Miley, I got your wrecking balls right here!”

If that’s too subtle for you, Parton was referring to her breasts — and to Cyrus’ recently released video, “Wrecking Ball.”

Watch the pageantry unfold in the video.