Eww: Donald Trump Appeared in a Softcore Porn Back in 2000

After GOP nominee suggested everyone watch pornography, some reporters did

Last Updated: September 30, 2016 @ 8:35 PM

This has to be the, um, whackiest story of the 2016 presidential race.

After Donald Trump dragged the world further into the gutter by suggesting people watch some porn — specifically one he alleged ex-Miss Universe Alicia Machado had appeared in —  some BuzzFeed reporters decided to take him up on the offer.

What they found instead is a softcore porn starring not Machado, but Trump himself.

Now before you go sticking a fork in your eyes, The Donald’s role in the movie is pretty tame. His cameo consists of  breaking a bottle of champagne on a Playboy-branded limo while several of the playmates are visiting New York City.

His one line: “Beauty is beauty, and let’s see what happens with New York.” (For those with masochistic tendencies, you can watch Trump’s porn cameo here).

How dirty is this movie? We looked it up (all in the name of journalism) and the scenes seem to include fully naked women posing in sexual positions, dancing in the buff, touching themselves and each other, rubbing honey on themselves, taking a bath, and dressing in costumes.

You know, the usual stuff.

The blurb on the back of the VHS video reads: “From luxuriating in a warm, soapy tub, to reveling at an exclusive night club, Carol and Darlene bare their sex appeal and lead you on a sensual journey of discovery.”

Why does this even matter?

RedTube

RedTube

On Friday Trump went after Machado for an alleged “sex tape” — which turned out to be a grainy night-vision video of her in a risqué but not nude scene while appearing on a reality show.

That was all it took for right-wing websites to claim that Machado was essentially a porn star (the videos that do appear under her name on porn sites are not actually her).

Adult video sharing website RedTube announced on Friday that Machado is now more searched than the site’s top porn star, Lisa Ann.

Clinton’s camp quickly seized on Trump’s midnight twitter rant.

“I mean, his latest Twitter meltdown is unhinged, even for him,”  Clinton said on Friday. “Really, who gets up at 3 o’clock in the morning to engage in a Twitter attack against a former Miss Universe?”

The barrage of tweets raised questions about whether or not Trump suffered from insomnia. The answer came quickly from Trump himself, again, on Twitter.

“For those few people knocking me for tweeting at three o’clock in the morning, at least you know I will be there, awake, to answer the call!” he wrote.