By the end of Gingrich's seventh term: cats trained to clean hotel rooms
Comparing presidential elections to horse races is so 20th century. Jon Stewart says Newt Gingrich and Mitt Romney's fight for a victory in tonight's Florida primary is more like Mortal Kombat.
Imagining each Republican presidential contender's signature moves and sounds, Stewart saved special derision for Gingrich's plan to establish a permanent base on the moon — by the end of his second term.
"By the end of my third term I will have shaved the sides of Michigan so it looks like it's flipping off aliens," Stewart added on Monday's "Daily Show."
Watch the video to see what Stewart says are Gingrich's plans for his fifth and seventh term: