Stephen Colbert took the gloves off Tuesday night to rip the Senate’s weak effort in passing any gun legislation.
“After the attacks in Orlando, Florida, I thought the government might do their job to pass any kind of law … to justify their existence,” Colbert set the segment up.
The CBS host went barehands after that, starting with: “Hey Senate, my dog accomplished more than you this week when he rolled over and licked its nuts.”
Below are the other best one-liners from the former “Comedy Central” ace.
“You guys think a terrorist watch list is when you put ‘Homeland’ on your Netflix queue.”
“You might as well ask the gun lobby to check for a hernia, as long as they’ve got your balls in their hands.”
And, of course: “Senate, you accomplish so little that Kylie Jenner wants to know what the hell you do for a living.”
Colbert opened the clip by outing himself as a “human” and admitting how legitimately upset he was over the congressional body’s lack of effort, before letting all those funny insults fly.
Watch the video above.