Miley Cyrus vs. ‘Breaking Bad': ‘I Could Literally Cook Meth Because of That Show’

Miley Cyrus vs. 'Breaking Bad': 'I Could Literally Cook Meth Because of That Show'

Both Miley and Walter White have a thing for bears and running around in their underwear

Miley Cyrus doesn't really get why people get offended by her behavior — but not, say, by “Breaking Bad.”

“America is just so weird in what they think is right and wrong,” the singer told Rolling Stone. “Like, I was watching ‘Breaking Bad’ the other day, and they were cooking meth. I could literally cook meth because of that show. It's a how-to. And then they bleeped out the word ‘f—.’ And I'm like, really? They killed a guy, and disintegrated his body in acid, but you're not allowed to say ‘f—'? It's like when they bleeped ‘molly’ at the VMAs. Look what I'm doing up here right now, and you're going to bleep out ‘molly'? Whatever.”

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OK, couple things. First, who are “they”? Also, no one could learn to cook any kind of decent meth from watching “Breaking Bad.” If it were that easy, would I be writing stories like this for a living?

But Miley does have a point. Walter White also likes running around in his underwear. And he also has a thing for bears. In his defense, though, he keeps his underwear-flashing and bear-love separate. As far as we know. And he doesn't do that upsetting Michael Jordan thing with his tongue.

Also read: Miley Cyrus’ VMAs Performance: ‘Breaking Bad's’ Hank and Marie Schrader Are Disgusted (Video)

And by the way, Ms. Cyrus. “Breaking Bad” doesn't think much of you, either:

  • disqus_G1pDJ0BUWS

    A child's world view…

  • David Guerrero

    Can someone please smack her.

    • Matthew Butcher

      Hey, back of the line you. There's a queue here!

  • tcidda

    This out of control B is a fool.

  • Matthew Butcher

    Miley is a fucking idiot and the whole world should ignore her. However, I also find it funny that they censor the f-word in such an awesomely explicit program.

  • Elijah

    Unreal one, Miley wouldn't understand how to make meth and two, breaking bad is a amazing show that has come so far with a huge fan base. Miley is a singer who is having her little moment of fame for being weird and crazy. Move on to the next artist.

  • theknopfrules

    I don't know what's worse, that hideous nasty tongue or the asinine comments that comes from that hole in her face!

  • billforthrill

    We should dissolve miley cyrus in a tub of acid

  • kali

    Yep! she smokes crack and meth!