Who said 15 seconds of foreplay wasn’t enough?
Focus Features released a new “Fifty Shades of Grey” teaser Thursday and it’s as short as it is sweet. The featured stars of the sharp snippet are — in order — Jamie Dornan, his trapezius muscles, his deltoid muscles, his super fancy tie rack and his freshly pressed shirt.
Dornan plays, of course, Christian Grey — the titular lead of E. L. James’ 2011 novel which has sold over 100 million copies. Much to the chagrin of the soccer moms who purchased the book, however, Dornan announced he would not be going full frontal.
Sigh.
Co-stars include Dakota Johnson as Anastasia Steele, Marcia Gay Harden as Dr. Grace Trevelyan Grey, Rita Ora as Mia Grey and Luke Grimes as Elliot Grey. Sam Taylor-Johnson directed the film, adapted to script by Kelly Marcel.
“Fifty Shades of Grey” hits theaters Feb. 13, 2015 — just a day before Valentine’s Day.