Sarah Palin isn’t the only celebrity queen busy hawking a new book this week. Perez Hilton announced on Tuesday that his upcoming “True Bloggywood Stories: The Glamorous Life of Beating, Cheating, and Overdosing” -- his second book this year -- will be released on December 1.
The flameball promises the straight-to-paperback title (“I wanted it to be affordable for my readers!”) will “shed new light on all the juicy shiz that went down this year with the famous -- and the infamous.”
“Lots of celebrities are gonna be pissed after they read this book,” Perez -- looking like a bloggy Tom Wolfe on the cover -- boasts, “and we wouldn't have it any other way!”
So far, the tease appears to be working. Pre-orders for the book are outselling Carrie Prejean on Amazon.com, as well as Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag’s. (Raise your hand if you knew they had a book out.)
Perez also says he will sign any copies sent to him with return postage.
Merry Christmas, Grandma!