Cowboys, Aliens and Feeling Around for Harrison Ford's Plugs

Cowboys, Aliens and Feeling Around for Harrison Ford's Plugs

Published: July 29, 2011 @ 11:37 am
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By Carole Mallory

 

Harrison Ford was on David Letterman promoting his latest film "Cowboys & Aliens" when Letterman ran his hand through Ford's hair.

Now, I am a plug-search-woman and wondered if Letterman were checking Ford out for plugs. Ford's hair had been carefully combed over to hide the roots, and I was relieved when no hair came off in Letterman's hand. On the other hand, I was angry that Ford had not run his fingers through Letterman's white patch of suspiciously perched hair on his forehead. 

That or an old-fashioned slug right in Letterman's kisser. Letterman has some nerve.  Running his hand through Fords' carefully coiffed hair is close to the equivalent of putting his hand down, let's say, Kim Kardashian 's cleavage to feel if her breasts are real. She would have boffed him one with her handbag. That or slapped him with a lawsuit.

I must say Ford remained a gentleman through all the groping of his roots and finished his gig unscathed then rode off into the sunset on a horse that was double parked outside the studio. Letterman rode off with him, but, of course, Letterman's horse was bigger and taller than Ford's to afford Letterman the opportunity to look down on Ford as they rode away. 

Long live Harrison Ford. Don't know about David "The Groper" Letterman. And let us not forget the courage of Bruce Willis who has let his hairline grow out with grace over the years.

When I watched "Cowboys & Aliens." I again did a plug search on Ford, but he wore hats that he has worn in his Indiana Jones films, which led me to the thought, "Is he hiding something?"

"Cowboys & Aliens" is a ridiculous title. Ridiculous concept. But it works. To a point. This is Daniel Craig's film with Ford and his hat as Craig’s side kick. Craig's magnetic baby blues mesmerize and he manages to pull the film together with his lasso-like appeal, but it is the aliens who steal the show in the town of Absolution. Their creepy bodies, tentacles, and movements at times will make you gasp.

Now. just how do aliens land a leading role in this 1873 saga or land in the Wild West?

You have to see the film to catch on to these monsters entrances and exits that are frightening at times menacing. The aliens are a bit reminiscent of Ridley Scott's "Alien," but then how far can one go in creating an alien? Lucas films did a pretty good job creating an original terror in these flying monsters.

The plot starts out as your average gunslinger confrontation between Jake Lonergrin (Craig) and Colonel Dolarhyde (Ford) ... One difference is Lonergrin has no memory of his past and wears a mysterious shackle on his wrist. When suddenly out of the flaming skies arrives a spaceship with aliens intent on abducting people from the town for research. One by one they pull select towns folk into their spaceships by means of a bungee jumping technique and fly away.

Tags: Alex Kurzman, Arizona, Cowboys & Aliens, Damon Lindelof, Daniel Craig, Entertainment News, Harrison Ford, Jon Favreau, Lucas Films, Movies, olivia wilde, Paul Dano, Roberto Orci
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Carole Mallory is an actress, journalist, professor, film critic. Her film credits include “Stepford Wives” and “Looking for Mr. Goodbar.” As a supermodel she graced the covers of Cosmopolitan, New York, Newsweek. Besides her novel “Flash,” Mallory has written a memoir of her time with Norman Mailer, “Loving Mailer.”  After the writer's death, she sold her archive of his papers to Harvard. Her journalistic pieces on Vonnegut, Jong, Vidal, Baryshinikov, Heller have been published in Parade, Esquire, Playboy, Los Angeles Magazine, the Huffington Post. Her review of Charles Shields' biography of Kurt Vonnegut, "And So It Goes," was published in the Sunday Philadelphia Inquirer. She is teaching memoir at Cheltenham Adult School and Widener University and blogs at malloryhollywoodeast@blogspot.com.

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