Disney has been having a hard time finding someone to play Aladdin. We're going to help them out and narrow down the search, but letting them know who not to cast. You know, just in case they get any ideas.
He's a white dude.
He couldn't even pass as Michael Jackson ...
Moses wasn't a white guy and neither is Aladdin -- so yeah.
Remember when this white dude played Khan Noonien Singh in "Star Trek Into Darkness"?
This white dude played Noah. I think that's enough appropriation for a lifetime.
Still a white guy.
Do we still have to keep explaining this?
He's. A. White. Guy.
We think not.
Don't even try it, Disney.