According to its YouTube description, this crazy clip from NBC’s “America’s Got Talent” was just leaked onto the internet. Who leaked it, you ask? NBC’s “America’s Got Talent.”
You figure that one out.
Anyway, the performance is worth a watch, and it’ll probably inspire scores of hipsters to shave their beards. Readers will understand what we mean soon enough.
In the clip, Billy and Emily England pull off a dangerous roller-skating act, with each speedy spin bringing the female dancer’s dome closer and closer to smacking off the stage. It was too much for Heidi Klum and guest judge Laverne Cox to watch.
And when Emily held on to Billy for dear life by just his long, scraggly beard, Mel B. had to turn her chair completely around. Someone ask that guy which brand of conditioner he uses.
Watch the video above.