Channing Tatum Whispers Sweet Candy Heart Nothings in Lucky Lady’s Ear (Video)

“Nothings” is right, if you’ve ever read or eaten those candies

If you’re looking for the luckiest lady in all the land, her name is Jennifer, and she’s a student in around Hollywood.

Jimmy Kimmel sent security guard Guillermo out to Hollywood Boulevard on Wednesday night to find a valentine for guest Channing Tatum. Because, you know, Magic Mike has a really hard time with the women.

Jennifer proved game, as she took a (love) seat in-studio and cuddled up with the “Hail, Caesar!” star. The courtship simply involved the actor reading and feeding those gross candy hearts to his sudden snuggle bunny.

One simply said “Bling.” Another said, “TTYL.” Ew — and we don’t just mean the taste.

“You’re not diabetic, are you?” Kimmel asked his impromptu female guest, before she took the candy from her suitor.

“Who cares,” Jennifer replied.

Watch the video above.

“Hail, Caesar!” hits theaters on Friday.