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Channing Tatum’s Dick Graze Is America’s Latest, Greatest Sensation (Video)

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God bless Channing Tatum, for in these times of hyper-partisanship and stratified citizenry, he is working to bring Americans together, one dick graze at a time.

Yes, this is technically a marketing video for “22 Jump Street,” but just about everything is marketing these days, so we feel no remorse in posting and fully endorsing Tatum’s new movement.

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As you can see above, the world’s favorite bro has a new, incredibly inspiring way of greeting friends and embracing humanity (though we fear some may be sensitive about it). We also endorse his rapping skills, as they are top notch. Perhaps he was inspired by all the wrestling he had to do for “Foxcatcher.”

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And women, have no fear, as this is an equal opportunity offer. “22 Jump Street” co-star Jillian Bell, who earned raves for her performance as the evil roommate to Jonah Hill‘s girlfriend, gets in on the action with the tit graze, a ladies-only pleasantry that should boost community spirit.