Jimmy Fallon’s Donald Trump Calls Ted Cruz to Brag About His Larger ‘Trump Tower’ (Video)

He’s talking about his penis

Jimmy Fallon might make a better Donald Trump than Donald Trump.

The “Tonight Show” host got into orange-haired character to call guest Ted Cruz on Thursday, offering to help his GOP competitor prep for his NBC late-night spot via a pre-interview. The real Cruz thanked the fake Donald for pitching in despite their ongoing beef, making the mistake of calling the opportunist “the bigger man” in the process.

“Oh, I’m the bigger man, with the bigger hands, and the bigger … you can’t see me but I’m pointing at my Trump Tower,” Fallon-as-Trump quipped, gesturing to his junk.

Cruz was never so thankful to NOT be on Facetime.

The two then covered immigration, and even worked out Cruz’s requisite “New York values” pandering for the week. Watch the video above.

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