Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is no dummy, but played the part perfectly on “The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon” on Thursday.
The “San Andreas” star put on a blond wig and joined Fallon behind a podium to share wisdom as two high school students with the lowest GPAs in the class of 1989.
“First off, focus on the future. Don’t get caught up in fads that won’t last, like computers,” Johnson said. “You really think a dumb box of wires is going to be around in 10 years?”
“I learned that I can be anybody I wanna be. I’m popular, I’m strong and athletic,” Johnson added. “Mark my words, I’m going to be this generation’s O.J. Simpson.”
America’s future has never been so uninspired. But this speech probably trumps whatever the valedictorian had to say.