If this whole rocket launching and getting humanity to Mars business doesn’t work out, Elon Musk at least has a future in deadpan comedy.
The SpaceX CEO shared a blooper reel on Thursday showing the company’s many failed rocket landings — and his running commentary over them is half of the fun.
“It’s just a scratch,” Musk said at one point, looking over the steaming wreckage of a destroyed aircraft.
Musk had a few more zingers from the approximately two-minute clip. As another rocket crashes and burns: “Well, technically it did land… just not in one piece,” he quipped.
When another vessel billows smoke and flames after landing in the ocean: “Look, that’s not an ‘explosion.’ It’s just a rapid unscheduled disassembly.” That’s top notch rocket scientist humor.
Altogether, the video shows SpaceX’s Falcon 9 failing to land more than 10 times, starting with an ill-fated launch in Sept. 2013. Adding the uplifting marching music of “Monty Python’s Flying Circus” gave the video a nice touch, too.
The good news for Musk and SpaceX, though, is that it wasn’t all in vain. The Falcon 9 has been landing safely for more than a year now, making history as the world’s first “reusable rocket.”
Musk added a little recap to the video with his Instagram caption as well. “The sordid history of how the @SpaceX Falcon 9, the first fully reusable, orbit-class booster rocket, eventually managed to land in one piece and stay that way,” Musk said. “Maybe Falcon realized it still loved us or finally read the instructions.”
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Elon Musk has been at the forefront of Silicon Valley innovation for two decades. The South Africa-born entrepreneur has been linked to a number of high-profile, intriguing ventures... so let's take a look.
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Pay Pal
Musk made his initial fortune thanks to PayPal, which he sold to eBay in 2002 for $1.5 billion. He made a cool $165 million off the deal.
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Tesla Motors
Instead of buying an island and living the high life after the PayPal sell, Musk went to work on getting the world off its dependency on oil. He founded Tesla Motors (now Tesla Inc.) in 2003, taking over an old Toyota-General Motors manufacturing plant in the Bay Area. The slick electric cars can travel 250 miles without a charge and sell for upwards of $100,000. Its "mass" car, the Model 3, is due out in 2018.
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Space X
Perhaps the project most important to Musk is SpaceX. Founded in 2002, the rocket company has worked with NASA on several launches. SpaceX made history when it developed "recycled" rockets that are able to be launched, landed and reused. Even more ambitious, Musk wants to send manned missions to Mars within the next decade... and colonize the red planet.
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Hyperloop
Musk frequently travels back and forth between NorCal and SoCal, and he wants to do it quickly. Enter Hyperloop, where passengers will be put in pods and shot through tubes connecting San Francisco and Los Angeles at speeds of up to 760 miles per hour. Musk sketched the concept in 2013, and it's now being pursued by a group in L.A. full-time.
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Neuralink
Musk is also big on artificial intelligence and hopes to find a way to directly connect humans to machines. That's where his Neuralink comes in. Co-founded by Musk in 2016, the company aims to integrate our minds with AI advancements via chip implants.
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The Boring Company
The Boring Company aims to alleviate traffic by building an underground network of tunnels. Cars would be able to latch on to giant sleds and zip through tunnels at 125 mph or passengers can take futuristic glass buses if they want.
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SolarCity
Founded by Musk's cousins in 2006, SolarCity is the second-largest provider of solar panels in the USA. Musk owned 22 percent of its shares when Tesla bought-out the company for more than $2.5 billion in 2016.
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