Eminem just killed another freestyle, this time leaving Caitlyn Jenner and Bill Cosby’s bodies in the wake of his verbal victimization.
The greatest lyricist of all time also crushed Amanda Bynes, Miley Cyrus, Hillary Clinton, Alyssa Milano, Cindy Crawford, Andrew “Dice” Clay, Anthony Weiner and many more in a recent rhyming run on his SiriusXM radio station Shade 45’s “Sway in the Morning” show.
First, Jenner got the brunt of the madness: “Hate and see who gives a fuck/I invented prick/And this a true statement: I see the bitch in you, Caitlyn/I keep the pistol tucked like Bruce Jenner’s dick/No disrespect, though/Not at all/No pun intended, that took a lot of balls.”
Then it was Cosby’s turn: “Awful/I made monopoly off misogyny, sodomy/How many chocolatey JELL-O pops could he possibly lace/Walking atrocity, no wonder you scoff at me/It’s still obvious/I’m as off-putting as Bill Cosby is.”
“The rhymes by the way, it’s all in fun, man,” Eminem told Sway afterward. “Just so everybody knows, that was off the top.”
“I just say shit to say it,” explained the rapper whose given name is Marshall Mathers. “It’s very rarely personal … it’s all in fun.”
And yes, the D12 leader even managed to plug “Southpaw” once or twice, praising the boxing movie that he was once slated to star in before Jake Gyllenhaal stepped in. Eminem wound up writing two original songs and executive producing the soundtrack.
“The movie’s fucking great,” he said, offering high praise for the film’s co-stars. “Jake killed it, 50 [Cent] killed it, Forest [Whitaker] killed it.”
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