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Patty Duke's (kind of) acceptance speech

Patty Duke's speech -- or lack thereof -- at the 1970 awards show was one of the most bizarre incidents in the history of the Emmys. The actress came on stage but didn't make eye contact with the presenter and mumbled inaudibly for a little while. Years later, Duke would open up about her struggles with addiction and mental illness, which helped shed light on the weird turn of events.

Alan Alda gets physical

Before wardrobe malfunctions on the red carpet and concerns about celebs letting F-bombs fly on air, the Emmys were pretty tame. So tame that when Alan Alda won Outstanding Writing for a Comedy Series for "M*A*S*H" during the Emmys' 31st year (his first win for writing), the spontaneous cartwheel he did startled the audience. For real, a cartwheel. Hey, it was 1979.

Kirstie Alley overshares

Kirstie Alley's 1991 win for Best Lead Actress in a Comedy Series was followed up with an acceptance speech about how her then-husband Parker Stevenson was "the man who has given me the big one for the last eight years." Uh, OK. The dirty joke was especially awkward since a young Macaulay Culkin was the presenter.

Ellen DeGeneres takes on 9/11

The 2001 Emmys were pushed back due to the terrorist attacks that September -- the month the awards show usually takes place. But when it finally aired, host Ellen DeGeneres didn't shy away from addressing 9/11 immediately. After a televised speech from Walter Cronkite opened the show, DeGeneres' monologue poked fun at increased security, the chances the Emmys could be canceled mid-show and thanked all the viewers at home -- including the stars who were afraid to come to the show. Her speech was praised for not making light of the events that shook the nation, but helping the country move forward.

Helen Mirren is a potty mouth

Great dame! Helen Mirren won for playing the titular role in 2001's "Elizabeth I" and she let loose when she was handed her gold. Mirren said it was "a great triumph not falling ass over tits as I came up those stairs" -- except, when the noblewoman said it, it wasn't bleeped because the show's producers were too slow for Helen.

Heidi takes a tumble, thanks to Tom

This is why we rehearse, people! "Dancing with the Stars" host Tom Bergeron dropped Heidi Klum while they were co-hosting the 2008 awards (along with some other reality TV series leads) during a sketch that clearly did not get enough attention before the live show. Klum got a nasty bruise from the slip but showed it off with pride afterward.

Charlie Sheen actually keeps it together

Seriously, the biggest shock at the 63rd Annual Primetime Emmys in 2011 was that Charlie Sheen kept his cool when asked to present the award for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series. This was, after all, not long after Sheen was killed off "Two and a Half Men" and didn't take kindly to getting the ax from CBS and Chuck Lorre. But he kept his composure, directing comments to his former co-stars: "From the bottom of my heart, I wish you nothing but the best for this upcoming season." Everyone was shook -- in a good way.

Bryan hearts Julia

Bryan Cranston reignited his brief onscreen romance with "Seinfeld" alum Julia Louis-Dreyfus at the 2014 Emmys when he planted a kiss on the actress while presenting her with the Outstanding Lead Actress in a Comedy honor. It's not the first surprise kiss in Emmys history and it probably won't be the last, but it's considered a fan favorite.

Sofia Vergara gets put on a pedestal

In a bit that was meant to poke fun at sexism, Sofia Vergara stood on a rotating platform during the 2014 Emmys, while TV Academy boss Bruce Rosenblum talked about diversity, saying, “What truly matters is that we never forget that our success is based on always giving the viewer something compelling to watch.” Then Vergara touched her butt. The moment was criticized for making light of a rampant problem in the industry, though the "Modern Family" actress stood by it.

Andy Samberg lets you borrow his HBO login

While taking over hosting duties for the 67th Annual Primetime Emmys in 2015, Andy Samberg was more than hospitable by giving out his real HBO login info. Seriously. After all, HBO chief Richard Plepler said he was cool with people sharing their accounts, so Andy shared it with everyone. And if you tried, it actually worked for about a day.

Jon Hamm doesn't give a damn

Jon Hamm was nominated for a billion Emmys (exaggeration) before finally winning for his role as Don Draper on "Mad Men" at the 2015 Emmys. When the former AMC star's name was called, he was so blown over from the excitement that he decided to climb onto the stage instead of using the stairs. Hamm joked he was worried there had been a mistake. Eh, the only mistake was messing up that tux, Jon.

Blame Burnett

Jimmy Kimmel used his platform as the host of the 2016 Emmys to call out reality TV mega-producer Mark Burnett for the part he played in helping former "Celebrity Apprentice" host Donald Trump rise to fame and cinch that year's presidential nomination. While Trump had yet to win at that point, Kimmel promised that if he did, they'd be throwing Burnett over whatever wall POTUS built. Promises promises, Jimmy.

Things get Spicey

Sean Spicer showed up at the Emmys to make a callback joke about his insistence that President Donald Trump had the "largest audience ever" at his inauguration by insisting the 69th Annual Emmy Awards had the most people in attendance ever -- period. And it was awkward for everyone in the audience of the 2017 show -- period.

Let Sterling talk!

During 2017's Emmys, Sterling K. Brown gave a powerful -- albeit brief -- speech when he won Outstanding Lead Actor in a Drama Series for "This Is Us." Producers cut the NBC star off not long after he started talking, a move that got them a ton of heat, as winner Nicole Kidman went on and on during her acceptance speech for her role on "Big Little Lies." Brown took it in stride, but joked with Stephen Colbert afterward, “Not everybody can be pretty Australian white women who have won Oscars in the past."

Oscars director pops the question

During his acceptance speech for Outstanding Directing of a Variety Special for “The Oscars" at the 2018 Emmys, Glenn Weiss proposed to his girlfriend Jan Svendsen, who was in the audience.

“Do you know why I don’t like to call you my girlfriend?” the director said. “Because I want to call you my wife.” The crowd inside the Microsoft Theater immediately started cheering, and a stunned Svendsen headed to the stage. “This is the ring that my dad put on my mom’s finger 67 years ago,” he continued. “And to my sisters and brothers, I didn’t swipe it. Dad knows I have it, OK? I want to put this ring that my mom wore on your finger in front of all these people and in front of my mom and your parents watching from above. Will you marry me?” Svendsen said “yes” — and the proposal will go down in Emmys history as the first to broadcast live on air. Congrats!

Billy Porter quotes James Baldwin as he makes Emmy history 

The "Pose" star made history as the first openly gay Black man to win an Emmy for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Drama Series at the 2019 show. Quoting author James Baldwin in his speech, Porter said, “It took many years of vomiting up all the filth that I had been taught about myself and halfway believed before I could walk around this Earth like I had the right to be here.”

Homer Simpson messes up his Emmys hosting gig

2019 marked the first time the Emmys went hostless since 2003, and the show opened with a bit where Homer was introduced as the "host" before walking out on stage and... falling through a hole in the stage. Anthony Anderson was speaking for all of us when he yelled: “What the hell was that?”

"Schitt's Creek" cast makes up for an awkward virtual ceremony

While most winners accepted their awards at home in front of family during the 2020 Emmys -- the first-ever virtual ceremony due to safety concerns during the COVID-19 pandemic -- the cast of the Pop TV series gathered together up in Canada, where they had a much better handle on the pandemic at that point. It turned out to be a good thing, considering "Schitt's Creek" won every single comedy award of the night, and the black-tie affair made the little show's historic record even more heartwarming.