Catch up on all the top schmooze, as Ester gives her own outrageous take on the week at TheWrap. In this episode: "American Idol" continues to suck (those kids have short memories, remember?); Sarah Palin’s a TV mogul thanks to Discovery (can a cooking show be far behind?); Mike Myers gets back in character (groovy, baby!); Rosie O’Donnell is eyeing Oprah (her timeslot! on television!); and "Pirates of the Caribbean" gets real (cleavage, that is). So sit your tookus down and watch ..