‘Fashion Police’ Golden Globes Special: Margaret Cho’s 9 Most Outrageous Comments

“The back was as complicated as Bill and Camille Cosby’s marriage,” comedian says of Kirsten Dunst’s Valentino gown

Last Updated: January 11, 2016 @ 10:57 PM

The night after the Golden Globes, E!’s “Fashion Police” was back to gush over some stars’ gowns — and burst the bubble of other A-listers who may have thought they looked fabulous … but horribly missed the mark.

After some serious upheaval and dramatic exits from the show last year, co-host and executive producer Melissa Rivers returned to follow in her mom Joan’s footsteps, along with co-hosts Giuliana Rancic, NeNe Leakes and Brad Goreski.

While they all had their fair share of biting comments, it was comedian Margaret Cho who stole the show — and no doubt brought a few Hollywood wannabes to tears — as she made her debut as a special co-host on the long-running E! series.

See Cho’s bitchiest and most outrageous comments from Monday’s show below.

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Jennifer Lopez in mustard yellow Giambattista Valli Haute Couture:
I feel like this is the Egg Beaters version of Rihanna‘s Met Gala dress. I couldn’t wear it because I fart so much and the back would be hang gliding.

Kirsten Dunst in a Valentino Haute Couture gown with criss-cross straps:
The back was as complicated as Bill and Camille Cosby’s marriage.

Lady Gaga in a black velvet off-the-shoulder Atelier Versace gown:
“I love all the Lady Gagas — the actress Lady Gaga, the singer Lady Gaga, the Tony Bennett non-sexual mistress Lady Gaga. But my favorite is her wearing roast beef.

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Taraji P. Henson in white Stella McCartney:
“This is not Cookie — this is Taraji. Cookie Lyon would have a dress that was some kind of big cat print … leopard, zebra or crocodile. Everything she wears looks like it was killed by a rich white Republican on safari.

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Rooney Mara in Alexander McQueen:
It looks like when you pick your cuticles when you’re stressed and it gets all raggedy. That is what the dress is giving me, skin tags. That is the most skin-colored dress I’ve ever seen, who was the designer — Buffalo Bill from “Silence of the Lambs.”

Jennifer Lawrence in red Dior Haute Couture:
It is so effortless. She is more adorable than a water-skiing squirrel. It’s so damn cute … I wish J-Lo and J-Law had walked together then they’d be ketchup and mustard. This is complicated, I am Asian and I can’t even figure out the origami it took to make this dress.

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Kate Hudson in custom Michael Kors Collection:
I could never wear this dress because I would look like a bunch of tires. She makes it elegant, she makes it look like they’re doing a remake of “I Dream of Jeanie.” I learned from you guys that fashion tells a story, and the story here is the bitch likes to party.

Cate Blanchett in pink Givenchy:
It’s fancy, it is a very couture “Golden Girls” kind of thing, it looks like a lamp next to a saloon hooker’s bed in the old West. It’s just a mess … instead of a limo, it’s like she flew in on an angel.

Amy Schumer in black and white Prabal Gurung:
I love a nun who tells f–k jokes.

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