George Takei Reads ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ – Oh, My! (Video)

"Star Trek" icon George Takei discussing the art of female sexual stimulation? Christmas just came early, friends

Last Updated: December 19, 2012 @ 3:12 PM

Prepare to boldly go where no man has gone before. And perhaps maybe shouldn't have.

"Star Trek" icon George Takei gamely answers the question, "What would 'Star Trek' icon George Takei sound like reading 'Fifty Shades of Grey'?" in a new video in which he, well, reads passages from EL James' modern masterpiece of erotic literature. While punctuating each bawdy phrase with a scandalized, "Oh, my!"

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You probably didn't wake up this morning thinking that you'd hear Sulu intone, "Grabbing my upper thighs, he forces my legs apart. I groan loudly, feeling his tongue circling my clitoris." But hey — these are strange, wonderful and occasionally horrifying times we're living in.

Let "Fifty Shades of Takei" wash over you like an overwhelming climax by watching the video.



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