David Fincher’s film adaptation of “The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo” promises to have plenty of sex and violence. Its much-buzzed about trailer guaranteed that.
But if the suspense is killing you, Funny or Die offers its own adaption – “The Girl With the Tramp Stamp Tattoo.”
Rising star Emma Roberts is a young, heavy-drinking, promiscuous detective recruited to help “True Blood” cast member Joe Magnaniello with his investigation.
As Magnaniello’s boss says, Roberts “can be a little rowdy, a little goosy,” and that’s putting it lightly.
Donning hoop earnings and carrying a bejeweled smartphone, the girl is “DTF” and has to consult Facebook to know about her recent hook-ups.
Oh, and that tattoo – a “Breathe” tramp stamp.
Which trailer do you prefer?