Watch James Corden Choreograph Greatest ‘Dancing With the Stars’ Bumper Ever (Video)

The part where he rides a male dancer like a tiger didn’t make the final cut, fortunately

Last Updated: May 20, 2016 @ 11:19 AM

James Corden choreographed a bumper for “Dancing With the Stars” — for real — and now we have the behind-the-scenes look at how it all went down.

There was some initial miscommunication, as the “Late Late Show” host actually thought he was doing┬áthe episode’s big dance number, but in reality, all he got was 20 seconds. “Quick and fun,” an executive producer instructed the CBS personality.

“I am a lot of things, but I am not quick and I am not fun,” Corden replied. “Not when it comes to dance — or to sex, for that matter.”

He took his disappointment out on the three dancers he got.

“I feel like I’m watching a group of children who have just come out of a coma,” Corden criticized the bunch.

In the end, it all turned out just fine — you know, aside from the look of horror on host Tom Bergeron’s face. Watch the video above.