Jimmy Fallon and his “Tight Pants” are going to just have to keep trying to find a place where they belong. He battled it out with Will Ferrell a couple of months ago on “The Tonight Show,” only to be threatened into leaving that town. On Monday night’s episode, he was back and in charge, until Jennifer Lopez showed up.
Fallon was happily singing about his tight pants, and how everybody else was singing about them, too, declaring them the tightest pants in town. But then, J.Lo came out, sporting an even tighter pair of pants, with a cropped sweater.
Once again, Fallon tried for some playful banter over whose pants were tighter, but J.Lo wasn’t having it. “Listen up, you little b-tch!” she shouted. “You better hide your wife, you better hide your kids, because I will cut you. I will cut your father, I will cut your mother. I will scratch you. Don’t make me take off my heels!”
Poor Fallon had no choice but to head out and find another town where he could sing about the greatness of his tight pants … and await his next celebrity challenger.