Jimmy Fallon, Martin Short Skewer Bill Paxton as a Drunk Covered in Back Hair During ‘Word Sneak’ (Video)

The “Hatfields & McCoys” actor’s privates resemble either a tetherball or beer nuts — depending on which comedian you believe

Poor Bill Paxton: The actor is the latest victim of “The Tonight Show’s” “Word Sneak” game.

Martin Short was Jimmy Fallon‘s guest on Thursday night, where the two were tasked with each working five random words or phrases into casual conversation. Short’s first word was “Enchiladas,” which he handled masterfully. His second was “Cialis,” which he took care of with comedy.

Meanwhile, from behind his desk, Fallon struggled a bit with “Corkscrew” and “Spongebob Squarepants” — his own first two themes.

The game really took off though with Short’s third card, which read “Bill Paxton.” To sneak the name into the conversation, Short said the “Titanic” actor was drunk at his Broadway show the other day, causing a scene.

Keeping the faux conversation going, Short’s fourth phrase to shoehorn into the segment was “back hair,” which he also pinned on Paxton.

The fun went on from there, and got a lot dirtier when Short had to include “Tetherball” and Fallon closed with “Beer Nuts” — both attributed to Paxton’s privates.

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