Sorry, “SmackDown”: John Cena was drafted to “The Tonight Show” last night. There, Jimmy Fallon and his ridiculously powerful guest played a little “Mad Lib Theater,” where the WWE Superstar did his best not to break Christmas kayfabe.
You see, Cena’s character in the sketch has lost his belief in Santa Claus. It is his brother Fallon’s job to bring it back through a series of ridiculous nouns, verbs and adjectives.
Eventually, the duo even rewrites a beloved holiday carol to go a little something like this: “Rudolph the seabreeze-nosed WWE Superstar, had a very shiny anus…”
Watch the video above, which also contains a pretty great “The Outsiders” reference for film fans.
Cena’s animated movie “Ferdinand” charges into theaters on Dec. 15.
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Pro-wrestling championship belts change hands (or waists) like grapplers change ring gear these days, though it wasn't always that way. The current WWE Champion is Drew McIntyre, who won professional wrestling's top title at WrestleMania 36.
We'll see how long the Scottish Psychopath can hold the gold.
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