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Kanye West’s ongoing culinary love affair with McDonald’s has been well documented.

And now the multi-platinum hip-hop superstar has written a poem inspired by his love for the fast food brand, titled “McDonalds Man.”

But his is a story of both love and hate as West wrote lines about his distrust of McDonald’s salty side order. “The French fries had a plan,” he wrote. “I always knew them French fries was evil, man… I don’t trust no food that smells that good, man.”

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The West-written versus appeared in a Frank Ocean zine distributed in tandem with the Grammy-winning R&B artist’s highly anticipated album “Blonde.”

Of course, some observers couldn’t help but make jest of West’s fast food poem:

The new @kanyewest poem about @McDonalds, updated with nutritional information. pic.twitter.com/EDwC84vlTA

— Ben Greenman (@bengreenman) August 21, 2016

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Here is the hip-hop superstar’s full McDonald’s-themed prose (via Stereogum):

McDonalds man
McDonalds man
The French fries had a plan
the French fries had a plan
The salad bar and the ketchup made a band
Cus the French fries had a plan
The French fries had a plan

McDonalds man
McDonalds
I know them French fries have a plan
I know them French fries have a plan
The cheeseburger and the shakes formed a band
To overthrow the French fries plan
I always knew them French fries was evil man
Smelling all good and sh–
I don’t trust no food that smells that good man
I don’t trust it
I just can’t

McDonalds man
McDonalds man
McDonalds, damn
Them French fries look good tho
I knew the diet Coke was jealous of the fries
I knew the McNuggets was jealous of the fries
Even the McRib was jealous of the fries
I could see it through his artificial meat eyes
And he only be there some of the time
Everybody was jealous of them French fries
Except for that one special guy
That smooth apple pie

Taylor Swift and Kanye West: A Timeline of the Epic Feud (Photos)

In light of the most recent episode in a long history-filled feud between Kanye West and Taylor Swift, TheWrap looks back at the on again-off again friendship the pair have shared over the last seven years.
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Sept. 13, 2009
The beginning of their beautifully tumultuous "relationship" began at the "MTV Video Music Awards."

Taylor Swift is accepting the award for Best Female Video when Kanye storms the stage, grabbs the mic and says, "Yo, Taylor, I'm really happy for you. Imma let you finish, but Beyoncé had one of the best videos of all time."
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Sept. 14, 2009
A distraught Yeezy apologizes to Swift on the "The Jay Leno Show," saying, "It was just very rude, period. I'd like to apologize to her in person."

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June 2013
In a change of heart, Kanye West takes back his apology in an interview with the New York Times saying he doesn't "have one regret." Asked later if he regretted apologizing, he said, "'Dark Fantasy' was my long, backhanded apology."
VMAs 2015
Six years after "the incident," Yeezy and Swift are reunited on the VMA's stage -- this time for a different reason. The pop singer presented the rapper with the Vanguard Award. Clearly their friendship is in tact now... or so it seems.
Grammys 2015
Besties again? The two are seen hugging, laughing and posing for pictures together at the 2015 Grammys.

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Feb. 2016
West releases the song "Famous" off his "The Life of Pablo" album, which includes the lyrics, "I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex. Why? I made that bitch famous."

Swift's reps later release a statement to EW, saying the pop-country singer never gave her approval for the song or its "misogynistic" message.
Later Feb. 2016
Swift accepts the Album of the Year award at the Grammys and throws major shade at Yeezy in her acceptance speech. "There are going to be people along the way who will try to undercut your success," she says, taking a jab at West's "Famous" lyrics.
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July 18 2016
Kim Kardashian breaks the internet (again) when she exposes Swift in a Snapchat video. In her snap, Kardashian shows everyone a recorded conversation between the singer and Yeezy in which she agreed to the lyrics about her in "Famous."

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Later the same day
Swift took to Instagram to insist she never heard the whole song, especially the reference to her as "that bitch." The pop star concluded, "I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative, one that I never asked to be a part of since 2009."
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A history of the pair’s seven years of beef

In light of the most recent episode in a long history-filled feud between Kanye West and Taylor Swift, TheWrap looks back at the on again-off again friendship the pair have shared over the last seven years.

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