Following Kevin Smith’s “massive heart attack” on Sunday night, the filmmaker took to Facebook to walk fans through what transpired after his stand-up show and to assure them that he’s “still standing.”
“I started feeling nauseous, and I tried to lay down on the floor, and when I was laying down on the floor, I wound up getting ill, like threw up but mostly bile,” Smith said in a Facebook Live video on Tuesday. “I just thought I got some bad milk. That was it.”
He continued, “I started feeling pressure on my chest, but not like, ‘There’s an elephant on my chest,’ I just couldn’t catch my breath. Honestly, I was never really in pain.”
Smith continued to say he didn’t feel any pain and because of that and his age, he didn’t realize that he could be experiencing a heart attack.
“Because of that, and because I’m 47, I didn’t piece together ‘heart attack,’ even when I was sitting going like ‘My chest is heavy and stuff,’ and even though my father died at age 67 of a massive heart attack and even though my mother has heart problems and she has two stents in her arteries in her heart, I never in a million years thought it was heart attack,” he said. “Honestly, I thought I was mucus-y because I had two joints earlier in the day.”
Soon, doctors told him they needed to “shave his groin” because they were going to go up his groin to see the heart.
“My biggest fear in life: Death, number one. People seeing my dick, number two,” Smith said. “So they went in there and went up my leg and my groin and completely went in, they found the LAD [left anterior descending artery], it was 100 percent blocked, put a stent in, bam, here I am. Dude literally saved my life.”
Smith tweeted early Monday that he suffered a “massive heart attack” after a stand-up show in L.A. on Sunday night. The writer-director-comic had been shooting “Kevin Smith Live!” at the Alex Theatre in Glendale when the incident occurred and he canceled the second of two scheduled performances.
“The Doctor who saved my life told me I had 100% blockage of my LAD artery (aka “the Widow-Maker”),” he tweeted from his hospital bed. “If I hadn’t canceled show 2 to go to the hospital, I would’ve died tonight. But for now, I’m still above ground!”
Many fans went on social media to send the comedian well-wishes, and Smith said “it was kind of like reading your eulogy,” seeing what the reaction would be if he died.
Actor Chris Pratt faced some backlash for tweeting that he was “praying his a– off” for Smith, adding that he believed “in the healing power of prayer” and asked others to join in with him.
“Poor Chris Pratt, one of my favorite actors on the planet, f—ing put up a nice tweet, where he’s just like ‘Hey man, I don’t know you that much but I love ‘Clerks’ and I’m praying for you’ and and apparently people were like, ‘F— your prayers’ and attacked him and s—,” Smith said about the backlash. “Number one, thanks to Chris Pratt, how sweet was that, Starlord praying for me. Number two, please don’t fight over stuff like that. It’s a waste of time. Whether you’re religious or not, someone saying ‘I’ll pray for you,’ it’s good intentions.”
Smith will now undergo a massive lifestyle change, adding regular visits to the cardiologist to his schedule. Responding to people saying he suffered a heart attack because he was “too fat to fly,” he said he had lost a lot of weight in recent months but “some s— don’t matter, some s— you can’t change because it’s genetics.”
Watch his full video below.
All 12 Kevin Smith Movies Ranked From Worst to Best (Photos)
Kevin Smith has carved out a distinctive niche for himself over the past two decades. With "Yoga Hosers" out now, here's a chance to remind yourself of his entire filmography so far -- and which of his works are most worth revisiting.
12. "Tusk" (2014)
In recent years, Kevin Smith has said his movies "aren't for critics," which feels especially true of "Tusk" -- not because it's a misfire (though it is) but because it's so clearly a half-baked "wouldn't it be cool if..." idea that actually got produced. "Human Centipede"-style gross-outs and an abundance of low-effort Canada jokes don't pair as well as Jay and Silent Bob.
11. "Red State" (2011)
Smith's move to regional genre fare began with this apocalyptic comedy, a vision of the end of the world that's more whimper than bang. Alienating distributors at Sundance was one thing, but more damning was the tepid response with which "Red State" was met by audiences. There is one classic Smith moment, though, as an off-screen voice (Smith himself) demands that Michael Parks' end-times preacher "shut the f--- up" just before the credits roll.
10. "Jersey Girl" (2004)
The first Kevin Smith movie set outside the fictional View Askew-niverse, "Jersey Girl" is also the first that doesn't actually feel like a Kevin Smith movie. That's not a coincidence, but the film's problems extend beyond the absence of Jay and Silent Bob -- this entry in the "irresponsible dude learns to grow up thanks to his daughter" genre is simply a forgettable rom-com that had the further misfortune of coming during Ben Affleck's "Gigli" era.
9. "Cop Out" (2010)
The filmmaker's director-for-hire gig isn't actively bad so much as unremarkable, with Tracy Morgan and Bruce Willis as mismatched partners straight out of countless other buddy-cop comedies. Though Willis frequently looks bored (he and Smith didn't get along), Morgan and Seann William Scott provide their fair share of laughs, especially during a drawn-out knock-knock joke that's much funnier than it has any right to be.
8. "Yoga Hosers" (2016)
The second installment in Smith's "True North" trilogy doesn't inspire much hope for the concluding chapter, but it does improve upon the first. Other than the "Brazis" (read: Canadian Nazis made of Bratwurst), this is essentially a spiritual successor to "Clerks" starring Smith's and Johnny Depp's daughters. "Yoga Hosers" isn't exactly inspired, but even at its most objectionable, it feels like more of an old-school Smith film than he's made in years.
7. "Mallrats" (1995)
"Mallrats" is typically considered upper-echelon Smith by ardent fans, but there's little in this sophomore feature that isn't done better elsewhere: "Clerks" is wittier, "Dogma" has more to say and "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" is more brazen. Still, as low-stakes comedies go, it's an easy enough 90 minutes.
6. "Zack and Miri Make a Porno" (2008)
Smith's most recent standout exhibits all the writer-director's best qualities: vulgar but kindhearted sensibility, frequent callbacks to "Star Wars," memorably out-there characters. It also lives up to the promise of its attention-grabbing title -- albeit with more sensitivity than crudeness -- even if it didn't live up to box-office expectations.
5. "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" (2001)
If you were a Kevin Smith fan of a certain age in 2001, "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" felt like a genuine event. Moving the scene-stealing duo from supporting players to title characters was fan service of the purest kind; their antics here, though frequently over the top, are consistently hilarious. Hindsight may reveal this cameo-laden comedy as too much of a good thing, but at the time it captured a spirit that Smith has frequently lost sight of since.
4. "Clerks II" (2006)
Like most sequels, "Clerks II" was unnecessary. Unlike most sequels, it both stayed true and added to the original. Twelve years did little to change Dante and Randal's work ethic, but the two slackers grew enough during the interim (and, more importantly, the film's running time) to justify revisiting them. With Smith drifting in recent years from the kind of movies that first drew audiences to him, we may even be due for a third.
3. "Chasing Amy" (1997)
In some respects the most dated of Smith's films, "Chasing Amy" might also be the best-intentioned -- an earnest, heart-in-the-right place drama whose portrayal of LGBT relationships is very much of its time. Silent Bob's most disarming monologue remains a highlight, and Joey Lauren Adams delivers her best performance to date.
2. "Dogma" (1999)
For his most ambitious project to date, Smith tackled religious precepts in exactly the manner you'd expect him to -- which isn't a criticism. "Dogma" is irreverent, of course, but at times it achieves a sort of grace. Who would have guessed that, for all his familiar characters, two of Smith's finest creations would be Alan Rickman as an angel and Alanis Morissette as God?
1. "Clerks" (1994)
Whatever your thoughts on Smith's more recent output, we'll always have "Clerks." Most of the now-signature elements introduced in his indie debut -- the casual, rapid-fire banter and the endearing slackers delivering it -- haven't been bested. Smith maxed out credit cards and filmed at night in the convenience store where he himself worked in order to make "Clerks," and became a standard-bearer of independent film in the process. Not bad for a guy who wasn't even supposed to be here.
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Where does ”Yoga Hosers“ fall in the New Jersey native’s filmmaking body of work?
Kevin Smith has carved out a distinctive niche for himself over the past two decades. With "Yoga Hosers" out now, here's a chance to remind yourself of his entire filmography so far -- and which of his works are most worth revisiting.
