Kim Kardashian West’s robbery in Paris earlier this week was the butt of plenty of jokes on Tuesday’s late-night shows.
On “Jimmy Kimmel Live,” the ABC host decided to send a strong message to the robbers, telling them that the U.S. won’t stand for a robbery of one of our most treasured reality stars.
“We will tape you up and we’ll lock you in a room, and you know what we will do? We’ll force you to watch the parts of ‘Keeping Up With the Kardashians’ where Kim’s mother eats a big salad and complains about the maid in front of the maid over and over again,” Kimmel said.
Conan O’Brien kept things short but sweet. During his opening monologue. “No one was hurt, but in a mansion in Paris, Kim Kardashian was robbed at gunpoint. Kim was bound and gagged–then the robbers broke in.” He recognized the joke may have been made in bad taste by immediately following it up with, “And with that, his career was over.”
“This very day, something really scary happened to a public person, and you were the first person to stand up and tell [people online] that they should ‘Shut the f— up and leave this poor woman alone and let her recover,'” Corden told Curtis.
“Regardless of whatever you think of someone, it’s someone being held at gunpoint in a room,” Corden continued. “Just don’t say anything. Also, you don’t need to say anything. Just don’t do anything!”
Watch Kimmel above.
Watch Conan and Corden below.