Kobe Bryant Says He’s Better Than Michael Jordan to Avoid Eating Tongue (Video)

Lakers great doesn’t bite his tongue, so he doesn’t bite cow tongue

Last Updated: March 27, 2019 @ 9:19 AM

Kobe Bryant finally settled the G.O.A.T. (Greatest of All Time) debate between him, Michael Jordan and LeBron James. Kinda.

On “The Late Late Show’s” latest installment of gross game “Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts,” Bryant caved to James Corden’s question about who is the best basketball player of all time. Sorry, Magic Johnson, Larry Bird and a bunch of other qualified candidates — you were not even in the discussion.

“I’m the best, Michael’s second best, LeBron is third,” Kobe relented after it appeared that he would eat some cow tongue instead of talking.

That was the first of just two questions that were actually answered Tuesday night. The other came in the final round, when the CBS late-night talk-show host ranked Tony Awards emcees from best to worst.

So the cow tongue never went in one of these three humans’ mouths. Know what did though? Cricket tapenade toast, hot dog juice, giant water scorpion and a beetle jello shot.

One of those was declared the grossest of all time — a different kind of G.O.A.T.

“You are such a bitch,” Corden told third player Cara Delevingne when she assigned him the hot dog juice. “Because I said to you, literally as the credits were going, THAT’S the one I’m most scared of.”

“That is the worst thing we’ve ever done on this show,” he said after taking a shot. “That is rancid.”

Watch the video above.