Oscar Losers Have 160,000 Reasons to Smile: Nominee Gift Basket Most Expensive in History

Oscar hopefuls will walk off with most luxurious goodies to date including vacations, laser surgery, personal training

It’s an honor just to be nominated, right? It’s no secret that Sunday’s Academy Awards will turn out more losers than winners, but the show has one serious consolation prize: a nominee gift basket worth a record-breaking, estimated $160,000.

Created by Distinctive Assets, the bag is packed with perks like a year of free Audi car rentals, camping vacations from TerraVelo Tours and Rocky Mountaineer worth over $27,000 combined, a Gunner Fox painting valued at $5,000, 10 sessions with a celebrity personal trainer and an L.E.D. liposuction treatment that promises to take three inches off the waistline valued at over $4,000.

While the swag isn’t officially endorsed by the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, trophy-less nominees have been scoring the Distinctive Assets gift for years.

“To be part of the film industry’s biggest night on any level is thrilling,” Distinctive Assets’ founder Lash Fary said in a statement. “We always look forward to introducing standout entertainers to an array of companies with fabulous gifts to share … but it’s particularly fun to be able to do so when you know it will truly brighten someone’s day.”

Further enviable items include custom-designed furniture by architect Elena Foccoli listed at $28,000, a nine-day luxury tour of Italy (including George Clooney‘s haunt Lake Como) valued at $12,000, and the Steamist Total Sense Home Spa System, going for $5,000.

Additional items include:

Rouge Maple gourmet fine foods
Caffeinated Club naturally flavored club soda
International Star Registry
Slimware portion-control plates
Linwoods Health Foods
Coral Actives acne treatment
Personalized Nostalgia Baskets
Pop Dental sonic toothbrushes
Posh Pretzels
Adri & Sara Italian scarves
Sashka Co. glass bead bracelets
XO Mints
California Good Clothing eco-friendly t-shirts
Candy Vixen, Coal & Canary candles
TAGS (fashion’s home on the Sunset Strip) gift certificate
Rejuvel facial repair cream
Marini Ferlazzo Greeting Cards
Flickable luxe lip gloss
JNL Clothing urban streetwear
Memobottle reusable bottles
Mezcal el Silencio
ZuZu Kim glamorous bow ties
NapAnywhere head support pillows
Live Love Pop wildly delicious healthy popcorn
Naked Undies lifestyle wear
Gourmet gluten-free cookies from Esther Easter’s Treats
Crush DLX limited-edition cassette and music download
Backroad Vines Cabernet Sauvignon Napa Valley
La Baleine Natural Mediterranean Sea Salts (+ VIP salt preserve tour package
Family portrait session from Lifestyle Photography
Heat Holders Original Socks
Phantom Glass iPhone screen protectors
Hazel Lane destination subscription boxes
Enigma Life dream analysis and mind control package
Max Martin luxury handcrafted shoes
Ambrosia Apples
Dunkin’ Donuts Original Blend Coffee
The Getty’s exhibition catalogue for J. M. W. Turner: Painting Set Free
Starlettos heel protectors
Big Cat Rescue
The Afterglow Pulsewave Vibrator
Couples Love Shot by Dr. Charles Runels
Reset Yourself: the Complete Lifestyle Makeover
Original acrylics by Ron Kennedy Roecker
NY Times Bestseller An Invisible Thread
Naked Luxury Condoms
The Kindness Diaries
DIAMYNT by MyntSmile
Show Me the Movie: The Movie Version of Charades
The Tie Thing invisible neck tie restraint
Lat & Lo customized sterling silver necklaces
Golden Door spa retreat and Tinted Lip Treatment
EF+Facto luxury home furniture
Signed copies of Emmy-winner Tony Hale’s first illustrated children’s book Archibald’s Next Big Thing
Nine-night Italian vacation package at luxury hotels Grand Hotel Excelsior Vittoria (Sorrento), Villa Armena (Tuscany) and Grand Hotel Tremezzo (Lake Como).