‘Ozark:’ Ruth Langmore Teaches You How to be the Perfect Criminal (Exclusive Video)

There are just three easy steps

Fans of “Ozark” know the brilliance of Ruth Langmore (Julia Garner), the young criminal that constantly gives Marty Byrde (Jason Bateman) a run for his money.

In this spoof, Ruth is offering her services as a criminal expert in a “special offer” that I personally would not trust (she is a newly minted money launderer, after all). She breaks down three easy steps for honing in on your criminal chops: learn self defense, get yourself a side hustle and trust no one.

“In this line of work, back-stabbing, throat-cutting, it’s not personal. It’s just business,” she says in the video.

I’ll take it from you, Ruth.

Watch the short above, and stream “Ozark” now on Netflix.