Pippa Middleton first had eyes popping at the wedding of her sister, Kate, to Prince William in 2011 when her photogenic backside got nearly as much applause as the nuptials themselves. But Saturday, the famous little sibling was the center of attention at her own wedding, to millionaire financier James Matthews.
The ceremony took place about 50 miles outside of London in the ancient English village church of St. Mark’s in Englefield. The bride looked gorgeous (of course) in a lace-encrusted gown from British designer Giles Deacon. Kate and William’s two little ones, Prince George, 3, and Princess Charlotte, 2, served as pageboy and bridesmaid.
All that “happily ever after” stuff didn’t impress social media much and, in fact, they made it a point to be outright disinterested. Let’s start with the cute stuff, shall we?
Congratulations to the newlyweds #PippasWedding pic.twitter.com/rZNEELk66A
— The Telegraph (@Telegraph) May 20, 2017
Even if you don't care about #PippasWedding this is a great picture pic.twitter.com/qayXYB4qkp
— Rhiannon Mills (@SkyRhiannon) May 20, 2017
I just-
???#PippasWedding pic.twitter.com/QKPwVDPpKF— London 2012 (@justsomegymfan) May 20, 2017
https://twitter.com/kee_keekins/status/865821127171506176
And now for the eye rolls, fashion jabs and BFDs:
https://twitter.com/xosalxox/status/865844159927681024
Just show us Harry and his plus one and let's be done #PippasWedding pic.twitter.com/1DUP9WzeqJ
— H (@countrymousie) May 20, 2017
https://twitter.com/4Queues/status/865835605124624386
#PippasWedding. Nothing makes me prouder of being a wretched peasant than a fine display of obscene wealth and privilege . Hip hip hoorah!
— Johnny_Wrongo (@Johnny_Wrongo) May 20, 2017
https://twitter.com/CosyFT/status/865851769775169536
Anyone else totally fed up of hearing about Pippa Middleton's wedding?!#PippasWedding pic.twitter.com/KWPqqX9Bja
— Grant Rivers?️??? (@SnowAndBeach) May 20, 2017
Money does not buy style #PippasWedding pic.twitter.com/nywSBJ6Uqs
— Clare Massie (@clare_massie) May 20, 2017
Your Grannie is going to freeze to death this winter but hey lets all focus on a millionaire marrying a millionaire. #PippasWedding #notnews
— MrsMcMarple (@MrsMcMarple) May 20, 2017
Can we all just remember that my wedding was the one to talk about and #PippasWedding is only trending because of me. Thanks pic.twitter.com/enMLwuYFrs
— Catherine, Princess of Wales (Parody) (@HRHCatherine) May 20, 2017
Last but not least, a poem for the beautiful bride that sums up the thoughts of many peasants and royals alike:
A #poem for Pippa Middleton's Wedding#PippasWedding #Poetry #pippa #PippaMiddleton #pippamiddletonwedding #wedding#weddingday #POEMS #rt pic.twitter.com/q8K7wC2mZe
— Armitage R. Shanks (@ArmitageRShanks) May 20, 2017