Analytics from Google Trends show that searches for the Pokémon Go are already beating searches for the word “porn.” So it was only a matter of time before the adult industry realized: If you can’t beat ’em, join ’em.
That’s right: Pokémon Go-inspired porn is a thing. And in the name of investigative journalism, TheWrap has compiled a list of Pokémon’s most cinematic X-rated masterpieces.
1. Pornstar Go: A XXX Parody
This one features Ash Ketchum offering a new spin on Poké Balls.
2. Strokémon Go
This version includes a character named Dikachu, and others we probably shouldn’t name. Fun fact: Dikachu is apparently bi-curious.
3. Poké A Ho: Misty!
This Pokémon-inspired porn flick comes with an added bonus… virtual reality. And this version has a romantic vibe to it, despite the word “ho.” Not cool.
4. Chicamon Ho
This one goes for a Latin theme.
5. Animated Pokémon Porn
There’s a whole slew of animated Pokémon porn movies, if you’re into that stuff. Seriously, A LOT.