Joey Ryan is going to get a ton of dates after this one — but he might impale most of them.
The DDT Pro Wrestling athlete used his penis to overpower opponent Danshoku Dino at a recent house show. This is for real, even if pro wrestling is not.
For some reason, Dino grabbed Ryan’s penis — but instead of hurting the American wrestler, the Japanese competitor bit off more than he could chew. Ryan (apparently) flexed his privates, not only winning the test of strength, but actually flipping his opponent clear over.
As YouTube commenter Nicholas Carlsson brilliantly quipped: “Now that’s a dick move.”
THANK YOU, Internet. Watch the video above — and WWE, take note.