It’s December 23 and that means it’s time for tree-lightings, egg nog and Rand Paul’s hilarious annual “Festivus” tweets.
The Kentucky senator has made it a tradition to ring in the holiday season with a special “airing of grievances” in honor of the classic Festivus holiday made popular by the ’90s sitcom “Seinfeld.”
“I’ve got a lot of problems with you people and now you’re gonna hear about them!” Paul tweeted on Wednesday.
He then went on on the attack against his fellow candidates, all in the name of the fictional holiday.
Take this gem, for example:
“I have no grievances against my fellow doc @RealBenCarson because I have not heard a word he has said in any debate.”
Here is a sampling of his funniest “Festivus” tweets:
Good morning and HAPPY #Festivus! I will be airing my grievances soon.
— Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2015
"I've got a lot of problems with you people and now you're gonna hear about them!" #Festivus
— Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2015
I have a lot of problems with Washington. With the government in general and Congress in particular. Those will come soon #Festivus
— Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2015
But first, my fellow Presidential candidates get the #Festivus treatment!
— Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2015
My friend @tedcruz has still not pledged to issue exec order declaring Canadian "bacon" is not real bacon. Makes me suspicious. #Festivus
— Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2015
I have no grievances against my fellow doc @RealBenCarson because I have not heard a word he has said in any debate. #Festivus
— Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2015
I think I speak for all in NJ when I say @GovChristie I don't care how much $ u spend at Met Life, Cowboys fans should stay out. #Festivus
— Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2015
to my absentee friend @marcorubio, I didn't put your $170k+ salary in my waste report today. But I could have #Festivus
— Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2015
to my comrade @SenSanders: Unless you're Santa Claus, Socialism runs out of other people's money #Festivus
— Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2015
.@CarlyFiorina has ZERO trouble making it back from commercial breaks @HillaryClinton. Just saying. #Festivus #waronwomensrooms
— Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2015
.@JebBush is always trying to change the debate rules to allow extra time for awkward pauses in answers. Not gonna happen. #Festivus
— Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2015
Here are some of my favorite #Festivus government waste grievances. #AiringofGrievances
— Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2015
Grievance: Paid for yoga classes for bureaucrats across the federal government
Cost: $150,000#Festivus #AiringofGrievances— Rand Paul (@RandPaul) December 23, 2015