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Tom Brady? Dexter? Twitter’s Best Theories About the Stormy Daniels Sketch

From Mark Hamill to Dexter, everyone is a suspect

It’s been said that a picture is worth 1,000 words — and Stormy Daniels’ sketch of the man she says threatened her, also seems to be worth 1,000 Twitter theories.

Adult film star Stormy Daniels revealed a sketch of a man she says threatened her to keep quiet over her claim to have slept with Donald Trump on Tuesday, sending the amateur sleuths of Twitter into a frenzy as they rushed to identify the mystery man.

OK, so they made a bunch of jokes about who the guy resembles. But still, the theories were intriguing.

More than one commenter likened the alleged threat-monger to New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady, who has expressed his support for Trump in the past.

Pop-metal maven Jon Bon Jovi was also fingered as a potential suspect by the social-media wags, as was former White House communications director Anthony Scaramucci.

Internet gossip maven Perez Hilton likewise made his way into the lineup, as did the titular serial killer from the Showtime drama “Dexter.”

Though it was a bit of a stretch, another social-media sleuth suggested that former first lady Michelle Obama could also be the culprit.

An equally iffy proposal: Rosie O’Donnell, whose relationship with Trump has been famously contentious over the years.

Mark Hamill was also thrown into the mix, though the “Star Wars” actor was quick to point out, “I have an alibi for that day.”

Feel free to offer your own theories in the comments section, after perusing the Twitterati’s suggestions below.