Susan Sarandon Plans Porn Career Post-Retirement (Report)

“Thelma & Louise” star says she’s interested in directing XXX from a female point of view when she’s in her 80s

Some people work through their golden years by slapping on the blue vest and greeting customers at Walmart. Susan Sarandon apparently has other plans.

Appearing at the Cannes Film Festival, “Thelma & Louise” star Sarandon reportedly revealed that, when she hangs it up in the acting world, she’s considering directing porn.

From a female-friendly perspective, of course.

“I have threatened, in my 80s, to direct porn,”  Sarandon said, according to the Times of London (via the Guardian).

Sarandon admitted that there would be a learning curve involved in her new profession.

“I haven’t watched enough to know what the problems are. Most pornography is brutal and doesn’t look pleasurable from a female point of view,” Sarandon, 69, noted. “So I’ve been saying that when I no longer want to act, I want to do that.”

Perhaps in the next decade or so, XXX consumers can look forward to titles such as “Dead Man Wanking,” “Thelma & Louise & the Cable Installer” and “The Lovelies, Boned.”

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