Who Bit Beyonce? Tiffany Haddish Sparks Speculation

The Beyhive is buzzing

Last Updated: March 26, 2018 @ 5:27 PM

The Beyhive is aswarm Monday after Tiffany Haddish told GQ that an unnamed actress bit Beyonce’s face at a party in December.

“There was this actress there that’s just, like, doing the mostest,” Haddish told GQ. “She bit Beyoncé in the face.”

So who did it? No one knows, and Haddish isn’t saying. Beyoncé’s representative told GQ she “absolutely can’t comment on any of this, as I have no knowledge.”

But that didn’t stop the legions of Beyonce stans from demanding that someone, anyone do something.

Some tried to crack the case themselves. Though, if you ask us, the Blue Ivy theory doesn’t make much sense.

Even Marvel’s favorite drunken private eye, Jessica Jones, got in on the action, writing, “Let a professional handle this.”

Model Chrissy Teigen thought she knew the truth. But then she said she found out who it really was, someone she “*never*” would have guessed.

You’ll have to guess though, Teiagn isn’t saying who it is.

Sanaa Lathan, the subject of unfounded speculation that she was the Beyonce biter, issued a swift denial — but include a comical “if I did it”: “Y’all are funny. Under no circumstances did I bite Beyonce and if I did it would’ve been a love bite.”

Bey fans responded by sending her images of buzzing bees.

Flattering that anyone thinks I could get this close to Beyoncé.

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Of course, one conspiracy-minded fan came to a complex conclusion that suggested a plot between Beyonce and Haddish.

“What if this is all an elaborate setup for Beyonce to release a new song/music video and @TiffanyHadish has been in on it the whole time?” asked journalist Yashar Ali.

They wouldn’t — would they?