Dailies | Sofia Vergara Lays Down Whore House Rules in ‘Machete Kills’ Red Band Clip (Video)

Cover your ears and eyes! This isn't the Gloria viewers of all ages love on ABC's “Modern Family”

Sofia Vergara is a madam who has a few choice words for her all-female staff when dealing with all-male customers in a new red band clip from “Machete Kills.”

Get them off, and then get them out.

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“And ladies, every stiff pecker in my parlor pays to play. No freebies,” Vergara adds. “Those are house rules.”

Vergara is just one of many high-profile players portraying the colorful cast of characters in Robert Rodriguez's action-comedy sequel to 2010's “Machete.”

Lady Gaga, Vanessa Hudgens, Alexa Vega, Michelle Rodriguez, Amber Heard, Jessica Alba, Cuba Gooding Jr., Antonia Banderas, Demian Belcher, Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson and Danny Trejo, of course, round out the rest of the cast.

“Machete Kills,” which follows the title hero on a quest to rid the world of a crazed arms dealer (Gibson), hits theaters on Friday.