The Season 6 finale of “Veep” is almost here. If there’s one thing we can’t get enough of on this show, it’s the insults hurled at rapid-fire. Here’s a roundup of some of our favorites.
15. Season 1 Episode 2 “Frozen Yoghurt”
“And you, you gay Irish fireman… you’re okay.” – Frozen yoghurt shop owner
14. Season 5 Episode 2 “Nev-AD-a”
“What is wrong with you, you Paddington Bear-looking f—?” – Amy Brookheimer (Anna Chlumsky)
13. Season 2 Episode 6 “Andrew”
“You’re not even a man. You’re like an early draft of a man, where they just sketched out a giant, mangled skeleton but they didn’t have time to add details like pigment or self respect. You’re Frankenstein’s monster, if the monster was made entirely of dead dicks.” – Ed Webster (Zach Woods)
12. Season 1 Episode 5 “Nicknames”
“Grizzly Madam, She-Ra, Meyer the Liar, The Batcave, Pissface…The Wicked Witch of the West Wing, Veep Throat, Voldemeyer, Dickless Van Dyke, Tawdry Hepburn, Blunder Woman, Vaselina, Betty Poop…” – Mike McLintock (Matt Walsh) (reading internet insults)
11. Season 5 Episode 2 “Nev-AD-a”
“You are not Michael Jordan. You’re a seven-foot-tall Lithuanian who’s gonna drop dead of Marfan syndrome.” – Amy Brookheimer
10. Season 6 Episode 6 “Qatar”
“You look like the world’s least-f—ed geisha.” – Selina Meyer
9. Season 5 Episode 1 “Morning After”
“Right now you’re about as toxic as a urinal cake in Chernobyl.” -Amy Brookheimer
8. Season 6 Episode 6 “Qatar”
“You micro-dick weasel! You couldn’t even fill my p—hole.” – Jane McCabe (Margaret Colin)
7. Season 6 Episode 9 “A Woman First”
“Shut the f— up, you epileptic Picasso painting!” – Uncle Jeff (Peter MacNicol)
6. Season 4 Episode 9 “Testimony”
“The Jonad Files… J-rock, Jack and the Giant Jack-off, Gaylean, Tinkerballs, Wadzilla, One Erection…” – list of insults on a shared drive
5. Season 4 Episode 5 “Convention”
“You have two settings: no decision, and bad decision. I wouldn’t let you run a bath without having the Coast Guard and the Fire Department standing by…You are the worst thing to happen to America since food in buckets, and maybe slavery.” – Amy Brookheimer
4. Season 1 Episode 5 “Nicknames”
“That’s like trying to use a f—ing croissant as a dildo. It doesn’t do the job and it makes a f—ing mess.” – Selina Meyer (Julia Louis-Dreyfus)
3. Season 4 Episode 8 “B/ill”
“Everyone shut your f—ing holes.The president is not sick, you guys are. You’re parasites. You’re like an infestation of mediocrity. I don’t care if you’re a 1950s radio broadcaster, you’re Fozzy Bear that’s been ripped up and used to smuggle heroin, a Nazi doctor. I don’t even know what the f— you are.”
2. Season 5 Episode 7 “Congressional Ball”
“No, I am the one who got us this far, you sentient enema.” – Uncle Jeff
1. Season 2 Episode 4 “The Vic Allen Dinner”
“What are you laughing about, Jolly Green Jizz-Face?” -Selina Meyer