Having sex with Snooki is like "making love to a meatball."
And in case you were under the impression she might smell like Dior's J'Adore, think something a little, umm, earthier: "a little like pickle juice."
Or so claims Vinny Guadagnino, her "Jersey Shore" castmate and one-time intimate partner.
Guadagnino provided the way-too-much information while appearing on "The Wendy Williams Show" Wednesday.
Williams -- not exactly a hard-hitting interviewer -- asked Guadagnino, "How was Snooki in bed?"
Guadagnino gave pretty much the only answer a question like that deserves: "Umm, you ever have sex with a meatball?"
In keeping with the food theme, Williams said that Snooki compared Guadagnino to "a watermelon stuck in a pinhole."
Please do not think about that.
The whole brilliant exchange is here:
