"Schindler's List" (1993) • What better way to celebrate the holidays than with a gripping depiction of man's inhumanity to man?
"Armaggedon" (1998) • What better way to avoid the holidays than if Earth as we know it was about to end? For two and a half hours, you can experience the same fantasy.
"Jaws" (1975) • Here's one movie that won't leave you feeling eager to cuddle up with a loved one or missing your family. On the contrary, it'll probably leave you scarred for life and fearful of ever stepping foot on a beach again.
"13th" (2016) • You know who won't be spending the holidays with their loved ones? Incarcerated people. Ava DuVernay's look at the racial inequality in the United States' prison system will make you forget all about the joyful holidays and leave you angry.
"The Human Centipede" (2009) • A crazed scientist kidnaps tourists and stitches their mouths to the each other's rectums so they resemble a centipede. Just reading the description that will make you glad you're not eating all that gross holiday food.
"Stephen King's Children of the Corn" (1998) • "Children of the Corn" gives you good reason to fear kids and make you grateful that you're not around any this season.
"I Am Jane Doe" (2017) • Jessica Chastain narrates this documentary about American teenagers who get caught up in the child sex trade.
"Mean Girls" (2004) • What better way to forget about the holidays than to recall every mean and traumatizing thing that happened to you during high school?
"Spotlight" (2015) • We promise that this biographical film about a team of investigative journalists uncovering a sexual abuse scandal within the Catholic Church will not leave you feeling warm and fuzzy inside.