’90 Day Fiance’ Prequel: Paul Wants ‘Nothing Swimming Up My Penis’ (Exclusive Video)

Karine’s not the only one embarrassed

In case you haven’t figured it out by now, Paul is a bit of a weirdo. Before he sleeps with Karine, Paul wants his potential “90 Day Fiance” bride-to-be to take an STD and pregnancy test. That’s not the strange part, however.

TLC subject Paul traveled to his girlfriend-from-the-Internet’s native Brazil with condoms, but not for that whole sex thing. These particular prophylactics, coupled with something called a “penis sheath,” are to protect Paul from a different kind of problem.

“I definitely don’t want nothing swimming up my penis,” he explains in the above sneak peek clip, exclusive to TheWrap.

Just in case that killer combo is not enough, Paul also wears clothes and what appears to be TWO life vests just to join Karine swimming in a local lake. This is, apparently, doctor’s orders.

The whole thing was completely ridiculous, though Paul thinks his adventurous nature is impressing Karine. It’s not.

“Take it off,” Karine unsuccessfully implores her guy. “Take it off. Please.”

“Poop!” Paul then exclaims when Karine splashes him in the face. “Poop water!”

“I don’t like this neurotic side of Paul,” Karine says later in a one-on-one interview. “It embarrasses me a little.”

Yeah, us too, as Americans. Watch the video above.

TLC’s “90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days” airs Sundays at 9/8c.