‘AGT’ Mind Reader Has Simon Cowell Killed for Stealing Justin Bieber CDs (Video)

And Mel B. is the murderer

Last Updated: August 30, 2017 @ 8:38 AM

Sorry guys, Simon Cowell is still alive and kicking after being stabbed on live TV by Mel B. We’ll explain.

The “America’s Got Talent” judges were called up on stage Tuesday for a little murder mystery, where the puzzle was less whodunnit and more “How did he do that?”

Mind reader Colin Cloud went through a series of events, options, and audience participation, resulting in Scary Spice stabbing the “American Idol” alum with a rubber knife. Why so mad? Well, Cowell allegedly jacked all the Justin Bieber CDs of some supposedly random woman in the audience.

We realize none of that makes much sense. Just watch the video above, perhaps you’ll be astounded.

Or, feel free to be as rough on Cloud in our comments section as YouTubers have been on that platform.