Sorry guys, Simon Cowell is still alive and kicking after being stabbed on live TV by Mel B. We’ll explain.

The “America’s Got Talent” judges were called up on stage Tuesday for a little murder mystery, where the puzzle was less whodunnit and more “How did he do that?”

Mind reader Colin Cloud went through a series of events, options, and audience participation, resulting in Scary Spice stabbing the “American Idol” alum with a rubber knife. Why so mad? Well, Cowell allegedly jacked all the Justin Bieber CDs of some supposedly random woman in the audience.

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We realize none of that makes much sense. Just watch the video above, perhaps you’ll be astounded.

Or, feel free to be as rough on Cloud in our comments section as YouTubers have been on that platform.

'Game of Thrones' 5 Lowest-Rated Episodes (Photos)

"Game of Thrones" returns Sunday for its highly anticipated Season 7. The show has grown into a ratings giant, as you'll see.

Here are the five lowest-rated of the 66 "Game of Thrones" episodes so far, according to Nielsen's Live + Same Day numbers.

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(Overall) Rank: 5
Air Date: May 22, 2011
Season: 1
(Overall) Episode Number: 6
Episode Title: “A Golden Crown”
Total Viewers: 2.444 million

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This was the episode when Tyrion demanded a trial by combat for his freedom, Eddard Stark very briefly sits on the Iron Throne, and Viserys is presented with a golden crown so hot it kills him.
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(Overall) Rank: 4
Air Date: May 8, 2011
Season: 1
(Overall) Episode Number: 3
Episode Title: “Lord Snow”
Total Viewers: 2.438 million

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In this episode, Eddard Stark and his daughters arrive at King's Landing, as the Bastard (Jon Snow) makes an impression on Tyrion. He also get an early inkling of how good Arya will become with a sword.
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(Overall) Rank: 3
Air Date: May 29, 2011
Season: 1
(Overall) Episode Number: 7
Episode Title: “You Win or You Die”
Total Viewers: 2.396 million

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Robert finds himself dying after a drunken hunting accident, while Jon takes his vows to the Night's Watch. Khal Drogo, meanwhile, pledges to attack the Seven Kingdoms, not knowing his wife will someday set out to complete that mission for him.
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(Overall) Rank: 2
Air Date: April 17, 2011
Season: 1
(Overall) Episode Number: 1
Episode Title: “Winter is Coming”
Total Viewers: 2.222

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The episode that started it all. We meet some White Walkers and direwolves, King Robert Baratheon decides to ask Eddard Stark to become the new Hand of the King, Viserys plays matchmaker, and Jamie Lannister tries to kill Bran Stark. Eventful episode.
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(Overall) Rank: 1
Air Date: April 24, 2011
Season: 1
(Overall) Episode Number: 2
Episode Title: “The Kingsroad”
Total Viewers: 2.202 million

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Bran recovers from the fall, Ned takes his daughters to King's Landing, and Jon Snow goes to the Wall with Uncle Benjen.
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That's right -- all five of the lowest-rated episodes were in Season 1, which shows how steadily the show has grown. Like a dragon, almost.

Season 7 concludes Sunday at 9/8c on HBO.

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