Conservative radio host Alex Jones was so unhappy with Alec Baldwin‘s latest “Saturday Night Live” skit that he’s challenging the Trump impersonator to “bare-knuckle fight.”
But before you get too judgmental… it’s for charity.
“Alec Baldwin thinks he is a tough guy,” Jones told his listeners on Monday. “I challenge him a million dollars to the charity he wants, to get in the ring with me, bare knuckle.”
Jones then went into nearly six minutes of trash talking that would make your mama scrub your mouth out with soap.
“I will, I’ll do it right now,” Jones warned Baldwin, via his show. “I’ll get in the ring with you and I will break your jaw, I will knock your teeth out, I will break your nose, and I will break your neck. You coward, you think you’re a tough guy, messing with little cameramen people.”
Jones was apparently peeved at a recent “Saturday Night Live” cold open showing a clueless President Trump taking on an alien invasion. During the skit, Baldwin’s Trump shares a Jones conspiracy theory that aliens have been on Earth for hundreds of years.
“The aliens are already here, they’ve been hiding in this country for hundreds of years,” Baldwin-as-Trump tells the troopers. “They’re shape-shifters, they look like regular people but they’re aliens.”
Let’s just say, Jones didn’t think it was funny… at all.
“You want to sit there and defame me and the president?” an incredulous Jones asked during his segment. “Get in the ring with me, I will break your jaw in seconds. I will smash your nose into a bloody pulp, and I will whack your teeth out. My fists are going to be bleeding with your teeth marks all over them. You frickin’ bully, you coward. I hate you, my listeners hate you and remember that, scumbag, forever. Heh heh heh heh. We’re going to defeat this anti-human scum, we’re going to wreck their world. “
Jones later clarified he “was just joking,” insisting he only meant it metaphorically.
You can watch the full segment above.
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