Growing up in Spata, a small town outside of Athens, Greece, I never imagined Marvel would one day give me the opportunity to introduce them to an even stranger, more mind-bending version of the alternate dimension where Janet van Dyne (Michelle Pfeiffer) finds herself trapped for 30 years — and from which her daughter Hope (Evangeline Lilly) fights bravely to bring her home.
Still, I wish the characters in “Ant-Man and the Wasp” were a bit more curious about the mysteries of the Quantum Realm. Wouldn’t you want to know if there was a Starbucks down there? Anything quantum is transcendent, a spiritual awakening of the mind, one that not even Nespresso can provide. So let me tell you about the Quantum Realm. I named it, after all.
As a quantum physicist at Caltech’s Institute for Quantum Information and Matter (I know it has a sexy name, but it has brains too), I am often asked, “So, what is quantum physics?” by people I have just met. I mean, they don’t even want to know what my majestic-sounding name, Spyridon, means (it means nothing, but still). Yet they ask probing, personal questions like “What IS quantum physics?”
Well, quantum physics is a theory of physics, nay, a theory of knowledge-transcending physics, which unlocks the power of the human race to question reality in ways that go beyond the emergent, semi-classical basis of observation resulting from quantum decoherence of the true, pluripotent nature of the Quantum Realm.
Okay, I didn’t mean to dumb it down.
Maybe a more technical explanation using linear algebra and differential calculus is appropriate here. Alas, I was told there is a word limit for these kinds of guest columns, so I won’t go into the details. Sorry. Instead, how about I tell you what I told Paul Rudd, Peyton Reed, Erik Sommers and Chris McKenna about the Quantum Realm? For such a tiny place, my Spidey-sense tells me that it will play a big role in the future of the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
There is real magic in this world. It all started nowhere, at a time when no time existed. The Big Bang, the cradle of spacetime, didn’t happen at a particular point in space or time. Space and Time emerged from a place where neither concept existed. A place where the laws of physics, even those of Quantum Physics, had not yet crystallized into the reliable rules we use to predict the orbits of planets around stars, or the likelihood of two particles colliding in an explosive kind-of affair to give birth to new physics. It all started at a place beyond physics. For those super-nerds among you, the place I am referring to is not even an abstract mathematical universe. It goes deeper than that. It is a place where every choice is possible and has consequences for what comes to be. And what comes to be is what we call reality.
But what is reality? Have you ever heard someone define the word? I mean, really define it, like in a way that you could apply it to everyday life? Einstein tried and failed miserably. So let’s try it too. It’s okay. The worst thing that can happen is we’ll be as dumb as Einstein.
Let’s define reality as a dynamic set of events that can be reliably observed by an individual, on demand. You, flying through space while dreaming, are not part of reality, according to this definition. You, dreaming about flying through space, are part of reality. Why? Because, in the second case, you could record yourself sleeping, and record your brainwaves while dreaming, the latter of which could be interpreted using a machine-learning algorithm feeding on data of previous brainwave recordings matched to an account of your own dreams. The key difference between you flying in the dream, and you dreaming of “you” flying, is that the individuals you need to convince (that could be just you, let alone your mom and dad, or your therapist) of your flying powers are not found in your “dream” world: They are found in this world, the “real” world.
And, yes, if you lost yourself in the “dream” world, never to wake up again in this world, dreams would become your reality, allowing you to experience “miracles” that are somehow not part of this, our shared reality.
It gets even crazier. I mentioned that the events should be reliably observed. Who decides what is a reliable observation? I mean… some events seem easy enough to classify as real. The sun rising every morning, your car not moving through traffic, a single electron going through two distant slits at the same time… Yeah, that last one snuck in there somehow. Being at two places at the same time is a quantum thing. But you think quantum physics is weird? Consider going back to the 1850s, a few years before Scottish physicist (and all-around bad boy) James Clerk Maxwell developed the theory of electromagnetic waves. Now, there you are, wearing your rose-gold Apple watch, telling people you can talk to others around the world and hear them through the air. What we take for granted now is what we called magic in the past. And those who decide what defines the ever-changing boundary between reality and magical thinking are scientists.
We, scientists, just loooove judging everyone, and everything, as harshly as possible. And among us, the Simon Cowells of science, are experimental quantum physicists. If biologists claim a new discovery, they need to provide evidence that their confidence in their experiment is higher than 95 percent. In other words, their discovery may be false due to experimental error, but the probability of that happening is less than 5 percent (one in twenty). To you, that may sound impressive, but to an experimental quantum physicist, that sounds positively quaint. For a discovery in physics, such as the recent Nobel-prize winning discovery of gravitational waves (go Caltech!), or the discovery of the Higgs boson (don’t call it the God particle; trust me on this one), you need to be pretty darn confident in your experimental evidence. That is, 99.99994 percent certain, to be exact. We call it “five-sigma” confidence (sigma stands for standard deviation). Biology relies on “two-sigma” confidence. The Quantum Realm is closer to one billion sigma (plus or minus).
And here it is: Reality is a dynamic bubble containing events that can be observed on demand, with a confidence surpassing five-sigma. Dynamic means that the boundary of the bubble changes with time, as new events pass the five-sigma test and we welcome them into the realm of the real. The most important aspect of all this is that five is less than six, which is less than one billion. In other words, reality has stringent requirements for membership, but not impossible. Yet, some events, such as “walking through a wall,” are so unlikely that we don’t think they will EVER be part of reality. Like, flipping a fair coin a million times and getting a million heads in a row (don’t even try).
So, we make a deal with the devil. We call events outside of our reality impossible, not just highly unlikely from our particular point of view. Then, we proceed to push these impossible events to the realm of the imagination. Time travel, teleportation, Spider-Man dying. When they happen, we all lose our collective shit.
This is getting a bit too long, so let me wrap up. The Quantum Realm is a place where almost everything is possible. If you know how to navigate it by mastering quantum entanglement (don’t ask, unless you are willing to take me out to a fancy dinner), you can engineer reality to manifest itself to your liking, just like a computer programmer can write code that allows you to experience being a soldier in virtual reality, fighting unicorns with lasers during the First World War. Space and Time are dimensions that emerge from a soup of pure possibilities, the Quantum Realm. The laws of physics themselves are merely suggestions within the Quantum Realm, only taking a more definite form as we “zoom out” from that place of infinite possibilities, to find ourselves in the macroscopic world we call home.
So, how do people maintain their sanity (and their form) within the Quantum Realm? Love.
Just kidding. It takes decades of studying math and physics, with a bit of philosophical and lots of magical thinking. Or you can just be a badass like Michelle Pfeifer. She could probably even beat Chun Li.
22 Marvel Villains Ranked, From Forgettable to Killmonger (Photos)
Marvel has a villain problem. Or until incredibly recently – they HAD a villain problem. A decade’s worth of the most bankable films and memorable heroes Hollywood has to offer, yet they struggled in being able to pit the Avengers against a scene-chewing super villain on par with the Joker, Bane, Doc Ock or Magneto. And no amount of asterisks is going to make those last two part of the MCU. Given that the villains are almost never the best part of a Marvel film, we decided to look back at which ones surprisingly worked, and which ones certainly did not.
(Please note: We’ve included the major villains in this roundup, so no Laufey, Mandarin, Dormammu or Tony Stark circa “Civil War")
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22. Ivan Vanko/Whiplash (Mickey Rourke) - "Iron Man 2"
What a mumbling mess. Iron Man has taken down the Hulk, but somehow he struggles with a guy with some extension cord and a pet bird?
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21. Malekith (Christopher Eccleston) - "Thor: The Dark World"
Far be it from an elf to be considered evil, this pale skinned dude is known for his bad dialogue and even worse ponytail.
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20. Emil Blonsky/The Abomination (Tim Roth) - "The Incredible Hulk"
General Ross is technically the one calling the shots, but Blonsky is the real baddie in “The Incredible Hulk.” Tim Roth plays him with some sweaty, crazy-eyed gusto, but it’s boilerplate gunplay followed by a transformation to another CGI monster who just bashes everything in sight.
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19. Ronan (Lee Pace) - "Guardians of the Galaxy"
For a movie as light and breezy as “Guardians of the Galaxy,” it’s a shame its villain is so overly ponderous and heavy handed. Lee Pace’s roaring, boisterous performance looking like an Egyptian God belongs in a different movie entirely.
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18. Darren Cross/Yellowjacket (Corey Stoll) - "Ant-Man"
Another scorned CEO driven to evil by copying another hero’s high-tech super suit, Darren Cross is Obadiah Stane with less malevolence. Thankfully, Corey Stoll is almost as likeable as Paul Rudd.
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17. Kaecilius (Mads Mikkelsen) - "Doctor Strange"
I’m struck by how little Kaecilius is even in “Doctor Strange.” You could make a case that he’s even the second villain behind the giant dimensional face thing Dormammu. Mads Mikkelsen is a bona-fide Bond villain, and yet his bedazzled fish eyes seem to be doing all the work here.
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16. Justin Hammer (Sam Rockwell) - "Iron Man 2"
In another universe, Sam Rockwell might’ve made a great Tony Stark, and he originally auditioned for the part. But as another fast-talking salesman and munitions dealer, he makes a compelling Tony Stark-wannabe and rival, even if he’s more greedy than evil.
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15. Aldrich Killian (Guy Pearce) - "Iron Man 3"
Another Tony Stark copycat, Aldrich Killian is evil because he puts the moves on Pepper Potts and is quite literally a firebrand. Though the subplot, backstory that Stark “created” Killian by snubbing him on top of a rooftop is kind of lame.
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14. Alexander Pierce (Robert Redford) - "Captain America: The Winter Soldier"
I don’t totally buy that the MCU suddenly turned into “All the President’s Men” just by virtue of casting Robert Redford as Alexander Pierce. He certainly lends "Winter Soldier" gravitas, and he’s a charismatic villain because he’s Redford, but no one’s jumping to call this one of his best performances. If anything, Redford set a bad precedent for superhero movies in having guys in spandex sitting around boardrooms and courthouses debating moral politics.
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13. Ghost (Hannah John-Kamen) - "Ant-Man and the Wasp"
Only the second female villain in Marvel history behind Cate Blanchett, Hannah John-Kamen makes the gender-flipped Ghost sympathetic and complex in a way that’s rare in the MCU. In fact, you could put quotation marks around “villain” and point to Sonny Burch as the real baddie of “Ant-Man and the Wasp.” But John-Kamen plays Ghost as always on the verge of becoming fully evil, flirting with kidnapping Scott’s daughter and wholly willing to risk Janet’s life to save her own. She’s good at heart, but you get the sense she could flip without the right guidance from Dr. Bill Foster.
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11. Ego (Kurt Russell) - "Guardians of the Galaxy, Vol. 2"
He starts benevolent and visionary, but Ego spreads his seed across the galaxy, then harvests his children in a hunt for the perfect DNA cocktail of his genes and even gives his human wife a tumor. And he can transform into David Hasselhoff on a whim. Pretty evil dude.
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10. Ultron (James Spader) - "Avengers: Age of Ultron"
Ultron may be an android, but as voiced by James Spader in his signature quick, dry, and condescending tone, he has more personality and depth than a lot of the villains on this list. He taunts Tony Stark by constantly playing “I Got No Strings on Me” and gives the illusion of grand themes as he goes on about AI and the folly of man. Though I never understood why an unstoppable being that could exist in the Internet would make a physical manifestation of himself that could be so easily defeated.
Every villain Iron Man has faced is a result of someone stealing and manipulating Tony Stark’s tech. No one did that better or more convincingly than Obadiah Stane, who paid off terrorists to kidnap Stark but had a plausible motive as a ruthless corporate suit in doing so. The final battle between Iron Man and Iron Monger is much better than Iron Man fighting swarms of drones. And The Dude himself brings a menacing calm when he’s face to face with Pepper Potts.
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8. Johann Schmidt/Red Skull (Hugo Weaving) - "Captain America: The First Avenger"
You can’t go wrong with a raging, deformed, mutant Nazi as your villain. Hugo Weaving brings a cartoonish amount of fuming mad energy to the role, even if he's far from Cap's most formidable foe.
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7. Helmut Zemo (Daniel Bruhl) - "Captain America: Civil War"
For a guy with no discernible powers or even a cool costume, Daniel Bruhl goes full Bond villain in his manipulative, mastermind scare tactics. As is the case with Michael Keaton’s Vulture, he’s an ordinary person who has lost so much that you even feel sorry for him as he bares his soul to T’Challa.
We know he was always good at heart, but Bucky Barnes really looks the part as a great Marvel baddie. He’s mysterious and has an intense death stare, and his punishing, visceral fight scenes with Cap cowering behind his shield are among the most realistic Marvel has staged.
In terms of sheer power, he should be at the top of this list. And Josh Brolin's gruff, solemn tone makes him convincingly unstoppable. But as good as the other villains on this list are, none have become a meme in the same way Thanos has, and for that, he'll go down as an all-time great movie villain.
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4. Hela (Cate Blanchett) - "Thor: Ragnarok"
Come on Cate Blanchett, if you’re going to be a super-villain, you can’t just show up in what you would’ve already worn to Cannes -- goth antlers, emerald one-piece and all. In a movie not as goofy and fun as Taika Waititi’s, Hela might make for a truly spectacular villain, but she earns points on her character design alone.
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3. Adrian Toomes/Vulture (Michael Keaton) - "Spider-Man: Homecoming"
Just when you thought Michael Keaton was done making superhero movies, he joins the “Spider-Man” reboot and puts together this scarily genuine performance of a working class warrior scorned and forgotten by the Avengers heroics. Thor could manhandle him, but against a teen Spidey, its Vulture’s modest proportions of evil and vengeful values that make him feel real.
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2. Loki (Tom Hiddleston) - "The Avengers," "Thor"
I don’t have a fangirl-ish affinity for Tom Hiddleston’s Loki like most people do, but his playful and mischievous good guy/bad guy routine with Thor and the other Avengers have made him a Marvel mainstay for a reason.
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1. Erik Killmonger (Michael B. Jordan) - "Black Panther"
As played by Michael B. Jordan with a menacing swagger, Killmonger has fashion sense, sexuality, confidence, and he makes you believe he’s RIGHT. His tragic backstory and honest Oakland upbringing make him empathetic, but it’s his blackness that speaks volumes. The scene where he’s introduced, with Killmonger stealing an ancient hatchet and confronting the white clerk in the museum, might be Marvel’s finest moment period, and is by far the best villain Marvel has had to offer.
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Where does ”Ant-Man and the Wasp“ baddie Ghost rank?
Marvel has a villain problem. Or until incredibly recently – they HAD a villain problem. A decade’s worth of the most bankable films and memorable heroes Hollywood has to offer, yet they struggled in being able to pit the Avengers against a scene-chewing super villain on par with the Joker, Bane, Doc Ock or Magneto. And no amount of asterisks is going to make those last two part of the MCU. Given that the villains are almost never the best part of a Marvel film, we decided to look back at which ones surprisingly worked, and which ones certainly did not.
(Please note: We’ve included the major villains in this roundup, so no Laufey, Mandarin, Dormammu or Tony Stark circa “Civil War")
Spyridon "Spiros" Michalakis is a mathematical physicist at the California Institute of Technology, splitting his time between research into the quantum realm and outreach to the public. He has consulted on several Hollywood movies, including "Ant-Man" (2015) and its sequel, "Ant-Man and the Wasp." In an effort to bring quantum physics to the masses, he collaborated with Paul Rudd, Stephen Hawking and Keanu Reeves to produce a short film about an epic (quantum) chess battle between Mr. Rudd and Dr. Hawking. He lives in Los Angeles with his girlfriend and enjoys playing beach volleyball, watching anime and eating all the sushi.