Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner’s Declaration of Independence (From Each Other): Wrap Trends

TheWrap’s Jordan Burchette exposes the classic Hollywood bad-news dump of the couple’s joint divorce statement

Back when America’s founding fathers slayed the dragon of tyranny and tattooed the Bill of Rights on its chest, they brought forth on this continent a new nation conceived in liberty and dedicated to the convenient disposal of negative news stories.

So it’s fitting that Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner have used this week’s celebration of our nation’s independence to announce the dissolution of their union, when everyone’s out of the office and Donald Trump is still publicly saying stuff.

It’s the classic Hollywood bad-news dump. For more on it, watch the latest Wrap Trends!

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