Bill Maher Offers Hillary Clinton Advice: Bash ‘Little Bitch’ Donald Trump, Capitalize On Another Bill Affair (Video)
“Bill has to humiliate you, if at all possible with Rebel Wilson on the jumbotron at a Cubs game while you’re throwing out the first pitch,” HBO comedian says
Jordan Chariton | August 15, 2015 @ 8:21 AM
Last Updated: August 15, 2015 @ 8:36 AM
Bill Maher teased his audience Friday that he was donating $1 million to Hillary Clinton’s campaign before revealing he was really donating a million bucks worth of advice.
Beginning his “New Rules” segment with how bad things have gotten for the Democratic frontrunner, Maher gave her some tips on how to revive her campaign.
“Hillary, I don’t want to sound like Trump but your campaign stinks and your numbers are terrible,” the HBO comedian joked in a Trump voice.
“Mr. Trump you accused Megyn Kelly of being on the rag but what’s going on with your hormones when you start whining overtime a woman asks you a hard question you little bitch,” Maher said.
He told Clinton she needs to add fun to her campaign, skipping policy details in favor of Trump-like generalizations. But don’t go overboard, Maher said, advising her to skip the “wicked witch of the West Wing” laugh.
“Ride an inflatable penis with Miley Cyrus, lick a donut with Ariana Grande, pee in a bucket with Justin Bieber…star a Twitter war with Katy Perry and then delete your tweets.
Maher then advised Clinton to announce her Vice President early–the Baltimore “slap mom,” who rose to national stardom during the Baltimore protests for wacked her son for misbehaving.
13 Unforgettable Hillary Rodham Clinton Moments: Secretary of State, Candidate and First Lady (Photos)
Photos of then Secretary of State Hillary Clinton checking her email went viral in 2011. When Clinton joined Twitter last month, she chose a shot like this for her profile page, quickly racking up 650,000 followers.
In December 2011 Hillary joyfully greeted Nobel Peace Prize laureate Aung San Suu Kyi in Burma. Suu Kyi led the fight against military rule in Burma, where she spent years under house arrest.
Hillary Rodham Clinton made her debut in politics back in 1974 during the Watergate Scandal as a member of the impeachment inquiry staff. She was a recent Yale Law School graduate and not yet married to Bill Clinton.
Hillary Clinton became a lightening rod on the 1992 campaign trail, drawing criticism for remarks that she could have "stayed home and baked cookies and had tea but what I decided to do was fulfill my profession" and that she was not a "some little woman standing by my man like Tammy Wynette."
In 1996, then First Lady HIllary Clinton was put on the cover of Time magazine, with the story depicting the truth about the Whitewater real-estate scandal.
Hillary Clinton delivers a speech on the Monica Lewinsky affair with her husband and former President Bill Clinton standing by her side.
After taking on two ads that she claims misrepresented her stance on healthcare plans, an enraged presidential candidate Hillary Clinton delivers a speech on the shameful tactics used by rival Barack Obama in 2008. "Shame on you, Barack Obama!"
After losing the race for the Democratic candidacy for the 2008 election, Clinton ended her campaign with a memorable speech. "Even though we were not able to shatter that highest, hardest glass ceiling this time, thanks to you, it's got about 18 million cracks in it, and the light is shining through like never before."
Alongside President Obama and other senior members of the White House staff, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton watches as the US Naval Seals take down terrorist Osama bin Laden on May 1, 2011.
Hillary Clinton and actress Meryl Streep share a laugh at the 2012 Kennedy Center Honors gala.
After returning to work from hospitalization from a blood clot, then-Secretary of State Hillary Clinton received joke gifts from her colleagues to celebrate her return. She received a football jersey and helmet.
In January, Clinton delivered a fiery speech to Congress about the Benghazi attacks on U.S. soldiers.
In 2013, Hillary Clinton joined the Human Rights Campaign for same sex marriage. Her support for equal marriage was received as one of her biggest contributions to the campaign upon retiring as Secretary of State in February 2013.
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A look at 10 of former First Lady's biggest moments in the White House, as Secretary of State and as Democractic candidate for president.
Photos of then Secretary of State Hillary Clinton checking her email went viral in 2011. When Clinton joined Twitter last month, she chose a shot like this for her profile page, quickly racking up 650,000 followers.