Bill Maher teased his audience Friday that he was donating $1 million to Hillary Clinton’s campaign before revealing he was really donating a million bucks worth of advice.
Beginning his “New Rules” segment with how bad things have gotten for the Democratic frontrunner, Maher gave her some tips on how to revive her campaign.
“Hillary, I don’t want to sound like Trump but your campaign stinks and your numbers are terrible,” the HBO comedian joked in a Trump voice.
First order of business: hit the Donald–hard.
“Mr. Trump you accused Megyn Kelly of being on the rag but what’s going on with your hormones when you start whining overtime a woman asks you a hard question you little bitch,” Maher said.
He told Clinton she needs to add fun to her campaign, skipping policy details in favor of Trump-like generalizations. But don’t go overboard, Maher said, advising her to skip the “wicked witch of the West Wing” laugh.
“Ride an inflatable penis with Miley Cyrus, lick a donut with Ariana Grande, pee in a bucket with Justin Bieber…star a Twitter war with Katy Perry and then delete your tweets.
Maher then advised Clinton to announce her Vice President early–the Baltimore “slap mom,” who rose to national stardom during the Baltimore protests for wacked her son for misbehaving.
Finally–unleash the Bubba (Clinton).
“He has to have an affair,” Maher said, or “at least you have to find a way to publicize one of the ones he’s probably already having.”
“Bill has to humiliate you, if at all possible with Rebel Wilson on the jumbotron at a Cubs game while you’re throwing out the first pitch.”