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‘Broad City’s Ilana and Abbi Learn Key Russian Phrases, Like ‘Piss Play,’ as an Election Day Backup Plan (Video)

”Would you like me to urinate on you, strong man?“

If this whole midterms thing doesn’t work out in their favor, “Broad City”s Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer are have a solid backup plan: learn Russian.

In a new “Hack Into Broad City” clip posted in time for Election Day, the Comedy Central series’ co-creators and stars chat over webcam, while Abbie helps her bestie practice some key phrases in the foreign language.

They get through some normal sentences, and then said, “Would you like me to urinate on you, strong man?”

Whoa, you really think you need that one, Ilana?

“If I’m going to successfully infiltrate Russia, I’m gonna have to be able to speak the language to seduce a cultural influencer,” she explained. “Plus, you know how dictators love their piss play.”

Hey, she’s just trying to be “prepared for this new sci-fi world we live in where the rules change on the daily.”

Meanwhile, Abbi is showing off the new pocket knife she got for her “go-bag.” Yes, the girls have it all figured out until they get to the phrase, “So you definitely hacked the election” and realize they have definitely forgotten something important.

Oh, yeah, the ELECTION!

Watch the clip above.

The fifth and final season of “Broad City” will premiere on Thursday, Jan. 24, 2019 on Comedy Central.