Between his previously announced appearance on "The Wendy Williams Show," his sitcom death on the season premiere of "Two and a Half Men" and, of course, the Comedy Central roast, Monday is already all about Charlie Sheen.
But that leaves several days that could pass sans any Sheen-related news, so thank goodness we can report that the one-time highest paid actor on TV has booked another appearance: a Thursday night spot on "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno."
Sheen's visit will mark his 17th appearance on "Tonight," and among the topics he and Leno will dish:
– The Comedy Central roast;
– Sheen's upcoming sitcom "Anger Management" (an adaptation of the 2003 Adam Sandler/Jack Nicholson movie and, of course, an all-too-applicable title for a Sheen vehicle);
– Whatever other ramblings might spill forth from the brain that gave us such gems as "It’s been a tsunami. And I’ve been riding it on a mercury surfboard," "Resentments are the rocket fuel that lives in the tip of my saber," and, of course, "I'm still alive, which is pretty cool."
Sure, it might be a big dose of Sheen overload, but it could be worse: "Sheen's Korner" could still be in production.